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*got run over by a truck*
"Yeah I'll have some motrin and a fresh pair of socks"
(not kidding, I got run over by a truck, shattered my right shoulder, and took ibuprofen instead of opiates.)

Yeah I died in the back of a car on them. Got lucky as fuck. When they realized what was wrong they literally pulled into the nearest parking lot and it was a Baylor hospital.

They just kept yelling and eachother and fumbling around, lol

I hope the Peshmerga fucked them all up

ABU HAAJAR

Peshmerga is a bunch of hard cock swinging mfs

But I think a nice trip right now would help with all this stress.

It's been about 4 years.

I got a trip coming up

Looking forward to it

Wish I could join you.

How about a trip to Khandahar?

Why not both

The hajis are inter dimensional aliens here to take our essential oils!!!

fun game
find someone on pcp
blow an air horn
run

I actually have no idea where in Afghanistan I'm going yet. Good thing I suppose.

Oh fuck.

That would be interested Confused.

Probably somewhere in Afghanistan bro

Interesting.

Lol

Well god damn detective

best workout of your life XD

Surely there is some redneck scientist making phsycidellics in OK.

Prolly

i wouldnt even know where to get dmt

I know of one

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-say-nicolas-cage-wow-really-no-kidding-gif-5343842

most of them either grow weed or make meth

DMT is pretty common man

> I know of one
@Bambi Joe Rogan

You could make your own

meth is the biggest thing in oklahoma, at least before pot was legalized

Jesus christ.

Why. You cant even make crazy money with it.

Theres not really any meth in north IL. All the tweakers are on adderall and vyvanse

Yeah you can

When the town meth head walks down the street, naked and with the pipe in his mouth.

Not the kind of money you can make in an oilfield town with it.

Meth is a poor person's drug, and it'll fuck you up fast. I've had family die from it, and neighbors get busted for having meth labs in their houses with kids. Say what you will about the war on drugs, but don't make that shit around kids, the air and house gets contaminated and hurts them