Fuck you too buddy

😂

🤣

👍

Oof. The sped is killing me

Hostilities god damn

Did you mean look? 😂

But I’m in the process of joining the USAF. SF is my first pick.

Aye. Though LE is not what I’m looking for. Fuck redcoats. I trying for Expeditionary Forces

Nah I wanna deploy to the ME

Well it’s either SF, or Fire Protection.

Yes

Nah Sundays too quit lying

Yeah, I only joined JROTC so I could get E-3 out of basic

I get A1C right out of basic, so ye

I thought about the army, and the marines. The marines keep trynna call me

I only scored a 68. In a dumb mf 😂

Bro wait until your at the 4 year mark. You won’t give a fuck about anything JROTC

I only hit C/Capt, with a few demotions in the way

Food

😂

Oof. Don’t feel bad bro. I hit C/SSgt twice, and C/2LT twice.

The old one wasn’t! What’s the new one?

Army Combat Fitness Test, correct?

Ye

Dead lifts are fun tho

What are you trynna get Zoomer?

I almost got into the Navy then I kinda was just like,”Ehhhh, don’t know about this...”

So question. If I sign onto SF, is there a way I can get jump wings?

So we can all agree that Air Force Basic is a joke, right? How hard should I be training for it?

One other thing. So I have to go BACK to MEPS to redo my medical shit. For my security clearance (which is secret) will they really find anything like, medical shit?

No

*When you wanted to work on nuclear missiles but you’re too dumb*

Alright. So just go to MEPS and stfu. Got it

So what was your MOS Sparrow?

Oof

I thought 11Bravo was Infantry?

Interesting. Well honestly if I was Army, I’d be going for tanker. 😂

Fuck yeah. Loading 120mm rounds

Hellll Nah

Hop in a M1A2 and blow some shit up

Though I can’t remember if the M1A2 uses the L/44, or L/55

...

Oh shit...

Hm?

Wait wait, the M256?

I kept thinking the cannon was the Rheinmetall L/55 120mm?

So Kinda off topic. Why are we still using the M256...? Why not use the L/55? It seems to have way more power.

Yeah. Isn’t TUSK done away with?

Well yeah. Why tf would you join the MILITARY and not expect to touch a gun...?

Alright. So I know that different rounds have different weights. Which is easier to load? Sabot, or HEAT?

Sooo let’s say I do 4 years in the Air Force and say fuck it, I wanna go be a tanker in the Army. My rank carry over?

No you ain’t

😂

Honestly. It may sound wired, but I wanna deploy. I want to hop in a tank, and put rounds down range, and take out the bad guys. Kinda scares me...

So it’s not weird to want to go out, and kick in doors in the ME? I just see the shit over there, and it pisses me off.

I don’t know man. Everyone tells me that,”Nah you don’t wanna deploy, you don’t wanna see that shit.”

Oof

War is perceived different now.

It seems

I did hear a story of a tank crew who took out a haji with the 120, and laughed when only his boots were left.

Bro the new vets tell me the worst part is that they can’t hear. 🤣

Don’t join the artillery kids.

NOPE

Bro, full ass M555 crews don’t wear earplugs. They can’t hear shit 😂

Missiliers!

Civilian-“You kill anyone?” 2019 Vet-“Nah. But I did shit into a tube.”

“They have oil. Beat their ass and take it.”

I want to see one thing. There’s only ONE thing I want to see. And it’s to watch a B-52 drop a full payload.

The Chinese navy has like TWO carriers.

Probably using old ass WW2 U-Boats 🤣

Time to just send a Minuteman 3 over there.

🤣 Yo I just found this! The three most important things any soldier can carry. Cigarettes, Dip, and some sort of possibly stolen alcohol.

FUCK YEAH BOI! Love rip pits. Crack one open and the first layer of skin melts off your tongue MMMM

Reporters- “So what’s the army like?” Infantryman- “Slaying bodies, fucking hookers, and free healthcare. Can’t get any better than that.”

Atta boy

Just don’t tell the military

Bro, there’s too many careers I want in the military...

Good news is, Interpol can’t arrest you on US soil

Fuck those international red coats

Oof

Any of you seen the video of an ISIS fighter getting sniped? It’s hilarious

All you see is red mist then he drops

Lol

Well god damn detective

Prolly

When the town meth head walks down the street, naked and with the pipe in his mouth.

Fucking Barry the Basehead

We all know the DEA is just a means of seizing drugs so the politicians can get high asf.

Oof

Epic

We all know that Federal Cops are just speds

Oof

Yeah you would. You fucking sped

Who needs compounds? Just get some cold medicine.

😂

Remember kids, school doesn’t pay but drugs fucking do

He’s not a red coat

I think

Anyone got any good workouts for strengthening knees?