I just found a youtube of a guy who works out in the woods, does calisthenics and lifts logs and rocks

NOT PROLE STICKS

http://www.inc.com/magazine/201307/burt-helm/crossfit-empire.html

LIFTING LOGS AND ROCKS IS ESSENTIAL IN THE WOODS

he just does barbell moves with logs, he is actually real strong

LOGS ARE NOT LIGHT

ALSO ENFORCE GRIP BETTER THAN WEIGHTS

ANOTHER WAY TO WORKOUT

IS TO LIFT A MAN

NAKED OIL WRESTLING

logs are useless for survival

as is huge muscle mass

@The Enlightened Shepherd TRUE ABOUT MUSCLE MASS

BUT LOGS ARE KIND OF AWESOME

in the forest, every kind of dwelling is constructed out of branches

FIRE, TRAPS, HOUSING, ETC

Smoke beer

+ you need to adapt to low calory intake

WE MAKE LOG CABINS HERE

AND SHOOT INDIANS

sheperd what have you even done in the forest

@The Enlightened Shepherd HE AND I HIKE REGULARLY

HAND IN HAND

hunting

sodomy

etc

Muscle mass was useful for primitive warfare

warfare was important for survival

HUNTING IS MORE FUN

WHEN NOT THE CROSSFIT VERSION

WHAT IS CROSSFIT VERSION OF HUNTING?

Even before that, hunting with spears and bows required some muscle

TRAIL CAMS, BLINDS, ETC.

That's why you don't have a barbell right @Hagel

@Hagel NOT TO MENTION CARRYING THE KILL HOME

(AFTER SODOMIZING IT... TENDERIZES THE MEAT)

t. men who never killed anything and cried when they stepped on a mouse

FUCK MICE

THEY ARE ALL DEMOCRATS

BUT

THIS IS WHY TO BE NICE TO SNAKES