Message from @The Enlightened Shepherd
Discord ID: 285201472029851649
LIFTING LOGS AND ROCKS IS ESSENTIAL IN THE WOODS
he just does barbell moves with logs, he is actually real strong
LOGS ARE NOT LIGHT
ALSO ENFORCE GRIP BETTER THAN WEIGHTS
ANOTHER WAY TO WORKOUT
IS TO LIFT A MAN
NAKED OIL WRESTLING
logs are useless for survival
as is huge muscle mass
@The Enlightened Shepherd TRUE ABOUT MUSCLE MASS
BUT LOGS ARE KIND OF AWESOME
in the forest, every kind of dwelling is constructed out of branches
FIRE, TRAPS, HOUSING, ETC
Smoke beer
+ you need to adapt to low calory intake
WE MAKE LOG CABINS HERE
AND SHOOT INDIANS
sheperd what have you even done in the forest
@The Enlightened Shepherd HE AND I HIKE REGULARLY
HAND IN HAND
sodomy
etc
Muscle mass was useful for primitive warfare
warfare was important for survival
HUNTING IS MORE FUN
WHEN NOT THE CROSSFIT VERSION
WHAT IS CROSSFIT VERSION OF HUNTING?
Even before that, hunting with spears and bows required some muscle
TRAIL CAMS, BLINDS, ETC.
That's why you don't have a barbell right @Hagel
@Hagel NOT TO MENTION CARRYING THE KILL HOME
(AFTER SODOMIZING IT... TENDERIZES THE MEAT)
t. men who never killed anything and cried when they stepped on a mouse
FUCK MICE
THEY ARE ALL DEMOCRATS
BUT
THIS IS WHY TO BE NICE TO SNAKES
There's actually no democracy among mice
Cat supremacy
THEY EAT A TON OF THE LITTLE FUCKERS