in the forest, every kind of dwelling is constructed out of branches

FIRE, TRAPS, HOUSING, ETC

Smoke beer

+ you need to adapt to low calory intake

WE MAKE LOG CABINS HERE

AND SHOOT INDIANS

sheperd what have you even done in the forest

@The Enlightened Shepherd HE AND I HIKE REGULARLY

HAND IN HAND

hunting

sodomy

etc

Muscle mass was useful for primitive warfare

warfare was important for survival

HUNTING IS MORE FUN

WHEN NOT THE CROSSFIT VERSION

WHAT IS CROSSFIT VERSION OF HUNTING?

Even before that, hunting with spears and bows required some muscle

TRAIL CAMS, BLINDS, ETC.

That's why you don't have a barbell right @Hagel

@Hagel NOT TO MENTION CARRYING THE KILL HOME

(AFTER SODOMIZING IT... TENDERIZES THE MEAT)

t. men who never killed anything and cried when they stepped on a mouse

FUCK MICE

THEY ARE ALL DEMOCRATS

BUT

THIS IS WHY TO BE NICE TO SNAKES

There's actually no democracy among mice

Cat supremacy

THEY EAT A TON OF THE LITTLE FUCKERS

We're more democratic than they are

YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY'RE COMMUNISTS. http://charltonteaching.blogspot.com/2016/12/mouse-utopia-and-dysfunction-and.html

They do co-operate, but not democratically

Cause our brains good dummy

RED MICE

DEMOCRACY IS HIV

Rats are superior to mice, though

SMARTER AT LEAST

Well, mice exist, they have a good strategy

So I can't say that

THEY ARE PERFECT ECONOMIC CREATURES