well originally it was reactionary, vanity pumping faggots in gyms vs vegan yogajoggers, crossfitters said "let's actually get fit and strong instead and do fun workouts" and then a big committee was formed and a corporation founded, and then the committees ruined it and made it gay

Hell Aarseth

http://www.amerika.org/lifestyle/the-wump-world-by-bill-peet/

YOU MUST READ

TO UNDERSTAND

THE CYCLE

OF THE PROLE

cum eating abound

then they opened the floodgates and made it so you could pay $1000 and take a weekend seminar and now you were a certified crossfit coach, and then everything got goofy and a lot of people got hurt

PALEO BUKKAKE

@Deleted User 57835c2c THE HERD RUINS EVERYTHING

yes

REAL EXERCISE IS GOING INTO WOODS, HIKING, FIGHTING BEARS

ALL WHILE SMOKING

smoking is retarded and will kill you

SMOKING IS AWESOME IF YOU DO IT CORRECTLY

I.E. A PIPE OR CIGAR

SUCK SMOAK FAGGET

I just found a youtube of a guy who works out in the woods, does calisthenics and lifts logs and rocks

NOT PROLE STICKS

http://www.inc.com/magazine/201307/burt-helm/crossfit-empire.html

LIFTING LOGS AND ROCKS IS ESSENTIAL IN THE WOODS

he just does barbell moves with logs, he is actually real strong

LOGS ARE NOT LIGHT

ALSO ENFORCE GRIP BETTER THAN WEIGHTS

ANOTHER WAY TO WORKOUT

IS TO LIFT A MAN

NAKED OIL WRESTLING

logs are useless for survival

as is huge muscle mass

@The Enlightened Shepherd TRUE ABOUT MUSCLE MASS

BUT LOGS ARE KIND OF AWESOME

in the forest, every kind of dwelling is constructed out of branches

FIRE, TRAPS, HOUSING, ETC

Smoke beer

+ you need to adapt to low calory intake

WE MAKE LOG CABINS HERE

AND SHOOT INDIANS

sheperd what have you even done in the forest

@The Enlightened Shepherd HE AND I HIKE REGULARLY

HAND IN HAND