Through your pants

FATALITY

I cant see it bending me over

I would avoid them at all costs unarmed

They will bite you scratch and then toss your fucking salad

I think I could take one

I would wear a mask

However

Not worth it

Maybe a cup

And thats cheating. Who walks around with protective equipment

Shorts t shirt and shoes is all you get

See if you dont get splooged on by baboon

Yeah suppose it's got to be fair

If you see one in person you will steer clear my friend

I feel like I would try and protect my balls too much

As you go for a kick, it's reaching for your nuts

You need a boom stick against those fuckers

Or at least at machete

Spear

Something to keep the distance

They also have shit throwing skills

Yeah I think my best bet would be to try and grab it without a weapon

Bash it on the fucking ground

watch out for the teeth

And the nails

Might get AIDS if hes been fucking random africans

Lmao

That's the main I was worried about was it's sharp teeth

I might win but I might bleed out too

Yeah what if it bites your cock off if it slips out of your grip

I would pay to watch this

Every major city should build a colosseum

I was thinking of pay per view throughout this convo

Yeah

Make child molesters fight baboons

Oh fuck now we're talking

Or at least bring back Thunderdome

Chimp would totally fuck you there

Fling shit in your eyes while hanging

If you lose the monkey is your cell mate