Message from @Parasite
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Yeah they will fuck you up
Go fight one. It will rip your fucking balls off
Through your pants
FATALITY
I cant see it bending me over
I would avoid them at all costs unarmed
They will bite you scratch and then toss your fucking salad
I think I could take one
I would wear a mask
However
Not worth it
Maybe a cup
And thats cheating. Who walks around with protective equipment
Shorts t shirt and shoes is all you get
See if you dont get splooged on by baboon
Yeah suppose it's got to be fair
If you see one in person you will steer clear my friend
I feel like I would try and protect my balls too much
As you go for a kick, it's reaching for your nuts
You need a boom stick against those fuckers
Spear
Something to keep the distance
They also have shit throwing skills
Yeah I think my best bet would be to try and grab it without a weapon
Bash it on the fucking ground
watch out for the teeth
And the nails
Might get AIDS if hes been fucking random africans
Lmao
That's the main I was worried about was it's sharp teeth
I might win but I might bleed out too
Yeah what if it bites your cock off if it slips out of your grip
I would pay to watch this
Every major city should build a colosseum
I was thinking of pay per view throughout this convo
Yeah
Make child molesters fight baboons
Oh fuck now we're talking
Or at least bring back Thunderdome
Chimp would totally fuck you there