Message from @Parasite
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That baboon is now an honorary GNAA member
How much does a baboon even weigh
Those things are fucking strong
Dense muscle
Enough to pin down a man?
Yeah they will fuck you up
Go fight one. It will rip your fucking balls off
Through your pants
FATALITY
I cant see it bending me over
I would avoid them at all costs unarmed
They will bite you scratch and then toss your fucking salad
I think I could take one
I would wear a mask
However
Not worth it
Maybe a cup
And thats cheating. Who walks around with protective equipment
Shorts t shirt and shoes is all you get
Yeah suppose it's got to be fair
If you see one in person you will steer clear my friend
I feel like I would try and protect my balls too much
As you go for a kick, it's reaching for your nuts
You need a boom stick against those fuckers
Or at least at machete
Spear
Something to keep the distance
They also have shit throwing skills
Yeah I think my best bet would be to try and grab it without a weapon
Bash it on the fucking ground
watch out for the teeth
And the nails
Might get AIDS if hes been fucking random africans
Lmao
That's the main I was worried about was it's sharp teeth
I might win but I might bleed out too
Yeah what if it bites your cock off if it slips out of your grip
I would pay to watch this
Every major city should build a colosseum