Message from @Parasite

Discord ID: 350412521251012609


2017-08-24 22:50:11 UTC  

Or at least at machete

2017-08-24 22:50:14 UTC  

Spear

2017-08-24 22:50:22 UTC  

Something to keep the distance

2017-08-24 22:50:32 UTC  

They also have shit throwing skills

2017-08-24 22:50:41 UTC  

Yeah I think my best bet would be to try and grab it without a weapon

2017-08-24 22:50:47 UTC  

Bash it on the fucking ground

2017-08-24 22:51:00 UTC  

watch out for the teeth

2017-08-24 22:51:04 UTC  

And the nails

2017-08-24 22:51:21 UTC  

Might get AIDS if hes been fucking random africans

2017-08-24 22:51:33 UTC  

Lmao

2017-08-24 22:51:47 UTC  

That's the main I was worried about was it's sharp teeth

2017-08-24 22:52:12 UTC  

I might win but I might bleed out too

2017-08-24 22:52:12 UTC  

Yeah what if it bites your cock off if it slips out of your grip

2017-08-24 22:52:34 UTC  

I would pay to watch this

2017-08-24 22:52:53 UTC  

Every major city should build a colosseum

2017-08-24 22:52:57 UTC  

I was thinking of pay per view throughout this convo

2017-08-24 22:53:01 UTC  

Yeah

2017-08-24 22:53:12 UTC  

Make child molesters fight baboons

2017-08-24 22:53:23 UTC  

Oh fuck now we're talking

2017-08-24 22:53:58 UTC  

Or at least bring back Thunderdome

2017-08-24 22:54:15 UTC  

Chimp would totally fuck you there

2017-08-24 22:54:27 UTC  

Fling shit in your eyes while hanging

2017-08-24 22:54:32 UTC  

If you lose the monkey is your cell mate

2017-08-24 22:54:53 UTC  

2 enter. 1 leaves

2017-08-24 22:55:30 UTC  

MMA is gay, fuck the octagon bring back the colosseum

2017-08-24 22:56:11 UTC  

Immigrants have to fight first before they enter the country.

2017-08-24 22:56:29 UTC  

You know the romans got tired of gladiator combat?

2017-08-24 22:56:32 UTC  

What fags

2017-08-24 22:57:12 UTC  

Yeah otherwise that colosseum would be in tip top shape with blood still spilling.

2017-08-24 22:57:49 UTC  

I'd fight in there, fuck it.

2017-08-24 22:58:11 UTC  

Better than rotting from cancer or getting some pussy ass heart attack

2017-08-24 23:02:08 UTC  

Punishment for a non white murdering a white= trial by komodo dragons

2017-08-24 23:02:36 UTC  

Interesting choice

2017-08-24 23:02:45 UTC  

Aren't those endangered already?

2017-08-24 23:03:09 UTC  

Nah

2017-08-24 23:03:13 UTC  

Maybe threatened

2017-08-24 23:03:15 UTC  

Maybe

2017-08-24 23:03:42 UTC  

Kangaroo might be a good fight

2017-08-24 23:04:02 UTC  

I heard they use their feet to claw off other males testicles in battle

2017-08-24 23:04:06 UTC  

Conservation status: Vulnerable

2017-08-24 23:04:22 UTC  

Nah I have seen alot of clips of men beating kangaroo ass on youtube and liveleak