Message from @Parasite
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You need a boom stick against those fuckers
Or at least at machete
Spear
Something to keep the distance
They also have shit throwing skills
Yeah I think my best bet would be to try and grab it without a weapon
Bash it on the fucking ground
watch out for the teeth
And the nails
Might get AIDS if hes been fucking random africans
Lmao
That's the main I was worried about was it's sharp teeth
I might win but I might bleed out too
Yeah what if it bites your cock off if it slips out of your grip
I would pay to watch this
Every major city should build a colosseum
I was thinking of pay per view throughout this convo
Yeah
Make child molesters fight baboons
Oh fuck now we're talking
Chimp would totally fuck you there
Fling shit in your eyes while hanging
If you lose the monkey is your cell mate
2 enter. 1 leaves
MMA is gay, fuck the octagon bring back the colosseum
Immigrants have to fight first before they enter the country.
You know the romans got tired of gladiator combat?
What fags
Yeah otherwise that colosseum would be in tip top shape with blood still spilling.
I'd fight in there, fuck it.
Better than rotting from cancer or getting some pussy ass heart attack
Punishment for a non white murdering a white= trial by komodo dragons
Interesting choice
Aren't those endangered already?
Nah
Maybe threatened
Maybe
Kangaroo might be a good fight
I heard they use their feet to claw off other males testicles in battle
Conservation status: Vulnerable