Message from @Spiritchef
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However
Not worth it
Maybe a cup
And thats cheating. Who walks around with protective equipment
Shorts t shirt and shoes is all you get
See if you dont get splooged on by baboon
Yeah suppose it's got to be fair
If you see one in person you will steer clear my friend
I feel like I would try and protect my balls too much
As you go for a kick, it's reaching for your nuts
You need a boom stick against those fuckers
Or at least at machete
Spear
Something to keep the distance
They also have shit throwing skills
Yeah I think my best bet would be to try and grab it without a weapon
Bash it on the fucking ground
watch out for the teeth
And the nails
Might get AIDS if hes been fucking random africans
That's the main I was worried about was it's sharp teeth
I might win but I might bleed out too
Yeah what if it bites your cock off if it slips out of your grip
I would pay to watch this
Every major city should build a colosseum
I was thinking of pay per view throughout this convo
Yeah
Make child molesters fight baboons
Oh fuck now we're talking
Or at least bring back Thunderdome
Chimp would totally fuck you there
Fling shit in your eyes while hanging
If you lose the monkey is your cell mate
2 enter. 1 leaves
MMA is gay, fuck the octagon bring back the colosseum
Immigrants have to fight first before they enter the country.
You know the romans got tired of gladiator combat?
What fags
Yeah otherwise that colosseum would be in tip top shape with blood still spilling.
I'd fight in there, fuck it.