Yeah what if it bites your cock off if it slips out of your grip

I would pay to watch this

Every major city should build a colosseum

I was thinking of pay per view throughout this convo

Yeah

Make child molesters fight baboons

Oh fuck now we're talking

Or at least bring back Thunderdome

Chimp would totally fuck you there

Fling shit in your eyes while hanging

If you lose the monkey is your cell mate

2 enter. 1 leaves

MMA is gay, fuck the octagon bring back the colosseum

Immigrants have to fight first before they enter the country.

You know the romans got tired of gladiator combat?

What fags

Yeah otherwise that colosseum would be in tip top shape with blood still spilling.

I'd fight in there, fuck it.

Better than rotting from cancer or getting some pussy ass heart attack

Punishment for a non white murdering a white= trial by komodo dragons

Interesting choice

Aren't those endangered already?

Nah

Maybe threatened

Maybe

Kangaroo might be a good fight

I heard they use their feet to claw off other males testicles in battle

Conservation status: Vulnerable

Nah I have seen alot of clips of men beating kangaroo ass on youtube and liveleak

One good shot to the jaw and they go down

That is surprising

I would like one as a pet

Get his claws shaved and spar with it

Hahaha

Yeah they have good muscle density

I have seem some swole kanagroos

Get it to kick your abs

You know they don't use soy protein

Yeah they can get beastly

I wouldn't get the most alpha one

Of course