Message from @Exilarch
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How many monarchs embraced austerity?
I am a huge fan of vlad the impaler
His people are a huge fan of him as well
I think he was a swell guy who did nothing wrong
retards->pikes is a cheap, simple, effective and psychologically powerful solution to many problems
Yeah he earned his right to rule.
Back when mutilating your enemies got you chicks
he got exiled like whitey in south africa and then after like 4 years the country fell apart and they came to find him in the woods and beg him to return and run the show and impale spergs again
brothers and fathers killed
father*
The golden chalice
at the centre of the city
or town well or w.e it was
Vlad the Impaler was great except that he sometimes killed his own peasants for dubious reasons
he couldn't control his bloodlust enough
Yeah well killing Turks all day takes its toll
But he was still a champion who managed to resist Orwellian mind control
and who knew how to deal with Mohammedans
yes
brown skin->pike
He piked more than dark skinned people
He just liked piking peoplpe
yea
And he always sought an excuse or reason
enjoyed it
but sometimes, it wasn't good enough
so he turned psychopathic at some point
he appears to have been just a normal Irish Druid
but i dont think that should undermine what he did for his people
his impaling thing reminds me of their wicker man before wars thing
collect all their retards, put them in a giant hollow wooden man built out of branches, set it on fire
just normal priestly duties
Would you enjoy that duty>?
I like the part where when they couldn't find enough criminals and defectives to put in the man, they filled it with uglies
to be honest no, but I would be intensely glad if someone else did it
well that's disappointing
Exilarch , Burner of Invalids
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