Message from @Parasite

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2017-11-29 19:01:01 UTC  

Ideally a king would accept any challenge from a commoner

2017-11-29 19:01:09 UTC  

testing his skill

2017-11-29 19:01:11 UTC  

or might

2017-11-29 19:01:14 UTC  

and rightfully so

2017-11-29 19:01:50 UTC  

that's retarded

2017-11-29 19:01:57 UTC  

I think the virtuous are easily corrupted

2017-11-29 19:02:20 UTC  

if he did your thing the king would spend 25 hours a day beating peasants at chess instead of running his country

2017-11-29 19:03:01 UTC  

No he would duel like once a year because the last victim was disemboweled in front of the entire city.

2017-11-29 19:03:41 UTC  

Might and Intellect.

2017-11-29 19:04:10 UTC  

not spoiled too much by the comforts that royalty brings.

2017-11-29 19:04:54 UTC  

If you are going to rule with an Iron fist, you should sleep on an Iron bed.

2017-11-29 19:05:46 UTC  

How many monarchs embraced austerity?

2017-11-29 19:06:01 UTC  

I am a huge fan of vlad the impaler

2017-11-29 19:06:14 UTC  

His people are a huge fan of him as well

2017-11-29 19:06:20 UTC  

I think he was a swell guy who did nothing wrong

2017-11-29 19:06:56 UTC  

retards->pikes is a cheap, simple, effective and psychologically powerful solution to many problems

2017-11-29 19:07:02 UTC  

Yeah he earned his right to rule.

2017-11-29 19:07:38 UTC  

Back when mutilating your enemies got you chicks

2017-11-29 19:07:38 UTC  

he got exiled like whitey in south africa and then after like 4 years the country fell apart and they came to find him in the woods and beg him to return and run the show and impale spergs again

2017-11-29 19:08:01 UTC  

brothers and fathers killed

2017-11-29 19:08:08 UTC  

father*

2017-11-29 19:08:33 UTC  

The golden chalice

2017-11-29 19:08:41 UTC  

at the centre of the city

2017-11-29 19:08:49 UTC  

or town well or w.e it was

2017-11-29 19:09:42 UTC  

Vlad the Impaler was great except that he sometimes killed his own peasants for dubious reasons

2017-11-29 19:09:47 UTC  

he couldn't control his bloodlust enough

2017-11-29 19:10:00 UTC  

Yeah well killing Turks all day takes its toll

2017-11-29 19:10:00 UTC  

But he was still a champion who managed to resist Orwellian mind control

2017-11-29 19:10:07 UTC  

and who knew how to deal with Mohammedans

2017-11-29 19:10:11 UTC  

yes

2017-11-29 19:10:21 UTC  

brown skin->pike

2017-11-29 19:10:31 UTC  

the original cannibal lolocaust

2017-11-29 19:10:35 UTC  

He piked more than dark skinned people

2017-11-29 19:10:41 UTC  

He just liked piking peoplpe

2017-11-29 19:10:44 UTC  

yea

2017-11-29 19:10:46 UTC  

And he always sought an excuse or reason

2017-11-29 19:10:47 UTC  

enjoyed it

2017-11-29 19:10:49 UTC  

but sometimes, it wasn't good enough

2017-11-29 19:11:09 UTC  

so he turned psychopathic at some point

2017-11-29 19:11:21 UTC  

he appears to have been just a normal Irish Druid

2017-11-29 19:11:25 UTC  

but i dont think that should undermine what he did for his people