Yeah he earned his right to rule.

Back when mutilating your enemies got you chicks

he got exiled like whitey in south africa and then after like 4 years the country fell apart and they came to find him in the woods and beg him to return and run the show and impale spergs again

brothers and fathers killed

father*

The golden chalice

at the centre of the city

or town well or w.e it was

Vlad the Impaler was great except that he sometimes killed his own peasants for dubious reasons

he couldn't control his bloodlust enough

Yeah well killing Turks all day takes its toll

But he was still a champion who managed to resist Orwellian mind control

and who knew how to deal with Mohammedans

yes

brown skin->pike

the original cannibal lolocaust

He piked more than dark skinned people

He just liked piking peoplpe

yea

And he always sought an excuse or reason

enjoyed it

but sometimes, it wasn't good enough

so he turned psychopathic at some point

he appears to have been just a normal Irish Druid

but i dont think that should undermine what he did for his people

his impaling thing reminds me of their wicker man before wars thing

collect all their retards, put them in a giant hollow wooden man built out of branches, set it on fire

just normal priestly duties

Would you enjoy that duty>?

I like the part where when they couldn't find enough criminals and defectives to put in the man, they filled it with uglies

to be honest no, but I would be intensely glad if someone else did it

well that's disappointing

Exilarch , Burner of Invalids

Mightyness

Cool shower curtain rod

rubber is not the best choice however

I found a really good fitness guy the other day

somebody whose version of fitness is so good it will change my training significantly

sounds really gay man.

@Platon et la MG42 Chin-ups are best done around 3pm at Elementary school playgrounds so all the young mothers can admire your glorious, impossibly knotted, shining muscles.