Message from @Alibaba

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2017-01-14 20:03:59 UTC  

I want to live on crawfish. But it's a seasonal type of meat. Idk why. Idk if they hibernate or if it's just cultural to eat it during this season.

2017-01-14 20:04:49 UTC  

!

2017-01-14 20:05:01 UTC  

Looks kinda like jerky.

2017-01-14 20:05:09 UTC  

It is dried meat

2017-01-14 20:05:15 UTC  

but jerky is shit in comparison

2017-01-14 20:05:30 UTC  

....Now I want dried deer meat.

2017-01-14 20:05:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269920010237902858/image.jpg

2017-01-14 20:05:57 UTC  

This road has been lounging on different shit every day

2017-01-14 20:05:58 UTC  

Being a south african vegetarian is like being an ausy and not saying cunt

2017-01-14 20:06:01 UTC  

That toad is tranquil.

2017-01-14 20:06:01 UTC  

This mans legendary

2017-01-14 20:06:20 UTC  

>vegetarian

2017-01-14 20:06:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269920236172476416/Foods_Food.png

2017-01-14 20:06:50 UTC  

@Null I'd stuff that meat in your mouth to get you to experience the blissful taste

2017-01-14 20:06:53 UTC  

no

2017-01-14 20:06:54 UTC  

@Null Yes.

2017-01-14 20:07:42 UTC  

Stop

2017-01-14 20:07:44 UTC  

No

2017-01-14 20:08:07 UTC  

Don't taint everything with your deviancy

2017-01-14 20:08:24 UTC  

the meat was once a living being

2017-01-14 20:08:30 UTC  

show respect

2017-01-14 20:08:35 UTC  

Rogue's face.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269920722732843008/0dd1e1f304c6d74af8f6838c8099c1b7.png

2017-01-14 20:08:43 UTC  

so was rogue, but he doesn't deserve respect

2017-01-14 20:09:35 UTC  

no

2017-01-14 20:09:40 UTC  

ping pong

2017-01-14 20:09:40 UTC  

various animals

2017-01-14 20:09:57 UTC  

have you ever eaten mole?

2017-01-14 20:10:09 UTC  

No.

2017-01-14 20:10:19 UTC  

"Biltong is a form of dried, cured meat that originated in South Africa. Various types of meat are used to produce it, ranging from beef and game meats to fillets of ostrich from commercial farms. It is typically made from raw fillets of meat cut into strips following the grain of the muscle, or flat pieces sliced across the grain. It is related to beef jerky in that they are both spiced, dried meats, however the typical ingredients, taste and production processes differ; in particular the main difference is that Biltong is typically much less sweet than jerky."

2017-01-14 20:10:27 UTC  

it probably is

2017-01-14 20:11:11 UTC  

why is it called biltong

2017-01-14 20:11:18 UTC  

sounds like a thong

2017-01-14 20:11:22 UTC  

Flavor.... You know what has a good flavor? Frog.

2017-01-14 20:11:37 UTC  

"Biltong differs from jerky in three distinct ways:

The meat used in biltong can be much thicker due to the slower drying time in dry air conditions; typically biltong meat is cut in strips approximately 1" (25 mm) wide – but can be thicker. Jerky is normally very thin meat.
The vinegar, salt and spices in biltong, together with the drying process, cure the meat as well as adding texture and flavour. Jerky is traditionally dried with salt but without vinegar.
Jerky is often smoked; biltong is never smoked."

2017-01-14 20:11:53 UTC  

the fourth being

2017-01-14 20:11:58 UTC  

jerky is shit

2017-01-14 20:12:02 UTC  

and biltong is not

2017-01-14 20:12:03 UTC  

I could picture a company called Biltong that make lycras and the gay-nazi roleplay shit

2017-01-14 20:12:05 UTC  

Noooooo, Frog is tangy. Really tangy.