you have hornets down there

we do

I can never remember the difference.

I think we have both.

Pretty sure I've had to kill both multiple times.

The thing that irks me about killing bugs is all of the insides that squeeze out when you kill them

yeah we have the hornets

I'm legendary with my fly swatter swings. 😉 I bat them out of the sky and kill them upon impact.

they love new england weather

OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT TOO

dude

if you kill a wasp

If they don't die, they'll be on the ground twitching.

it send out a signal

Then you squish em.

xD graphic, roo

to any wasps nearby

to come and sting you

you so lucky

you havent been swarmed

Yeah, probably explains why my room gets invaded during a specific season.

Get one of those fancy jiggermabobs that kill insects

I always make a post on Facebook about it.

a

fucking

bug zapper?

Usually something like "It's war time again!"

yeah one of them fancy kingermajiggers

I narrate the whole ordeal, too.

"HOLY SHIIIT! THAT ONE WENT FLYING!"
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!"
"IF THERE ARE ANY SUVIVORS OUT THERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!"

And this goes on for a good day or two, till all the bees / wasps (I'v efought in both bee wars and wasp wars) are dead.

I'm a hardend vet in the everlasting battle of flying needle fighters.

I've also fought in a Horse Fly war once when visiting my old roommate.

You ever use one of them fancy old fly swatters and go apeshit on insects

He had a horse fly infestation, and by golly, I couldn't have got there at a better time.

I like to give the insects a chance. I never hit one while it's on the wall.

I'll let them die in an honorable fight for their lives.

You can almost hear the sound effects of falling planes as they fall to the ground.

"VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BLAM!"

"TANGO UNIT TO CP! WE'RE TAKING HEAVY CASUALTIES! SEND BACK UP, SEND BACK UP!!!!!

~godzilla 1954 theme plays as more insects swarm in~