Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo

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2017-01-20 04:09:51 UTC  

Not the ones I seen, the ones I seen are usually by themselves.

2017-01-20 04:10:08 UTC  

they paralise caterpillars and other insects,build a nest,and lay their eggs in it

2017-01-20 04:10:21 UTC  

then the larva eat the caterpiller alive and hatch

2017-01-20 04:10:38 UTC  

But they can infest a wide area, so you may see one every 10 or 20 meters. My junior high had them bad one year.

2017-01-20 04:10:42 UTC  

then the females fly,mate,lose wings,become velet ants,rinse repeat

2017-01-20 04:11:00 UTC  

yeah when there are mass larava hatching

2017-01-20 04:11:08 UTC  

you can see them everywhere

2017-01-20 04:11:46 UTC  

I used to fuck with my friends cause whenever I'd see a wasp flying around, I'd slap it out of the sky and then my friends start running. xD

2017-01-20 04:11:51 UTC  

But the thing that really terrify me absolutely is these fucking huge mosquitos I think you can call them, I've never seen one flying around at all but everytime I see them they're sitting firmly by on a wall or window, they're fucking rhuge and the last thing I want to do is startle it and make it start flying around, they don't move for anything

2017-01-20 04:12:03 UTC  

what?

2017-01-20 04:12:08 UTC  

why would you slap a wasp

2017-01-20 04:12:20 UTC  

I got stuck in the bathroom cause one of those fuckers was on the fucking doorknob and had to ask someone to open the door from the other side

2017-01-20 04:12:20 UTC  

they send a signal to other wasps to come sting you

2017-01-20 04:12:25 UTC  

You'd hear this loud ass "BOP!" as my hand hits the wasp and it drops out of the sky.

2017-01-20 04:13:06 UTC  

Yeah, sooner or later I'm gonna get the fuck stung outta me. lol.

It's mostly red wasps and yellow jackets down here.

2017-01-20 04:13:20 UTC  

fuck

2017-01-20 04:13:29 UTC  

you have hornets down there

2017-01-20 04:13:32 UTC  

we do

2017-01-20 04:16:02 UTC  

I can never remember the difference.

2017-01-20 04:16:09 UTC  

I think we have both.

2017-01-20 04:18:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271856044907560969/screen_shot_2015-05-18_at_7.png

2017-01-20 04:19:18 UTC  

Pretty sure I've had to kill both multiple times.

2017-01-20 04:19:52 UTC  

The thing that irks me about killing bugs is all of the insides that squeeze out when you kill them

2017-01-20 04:20:07 UTC  

yeah we have the hornets

2017-01-20 04:20:14 UTC  

I'm legendary with my fly swatter swings. 😉 I bat them out of the sky and kill them upon impact.

2017-01-20 04:20:14 UTC  

they love new england weather

2017-01-20 04:20:25 UTC  

OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT TOO

2017-01-20 04:20:36 UTC  

dude

2017-01-20 04:20:41 UTC  

if you kill a wasp

2017-01-20 04:20:41 UTC  

If they don't die, they'll be on the ground twitching.

2017-01-20 04:20:46 UTC  

it send out a signal

2017-01-20 04:20:50 UTC  

Then you squish em.

2017-01-20 04:20:52 UTC  

xD graphic, roo

2017-01-20 04:20:52 UTC  

to any wasps nearby

2017-01-20 04:20:59 UTC  

to come and sting you

2017-01-20 04:21:04 UTC  

you so lucky

2017-01-20 04:21:11 UTC  

you havent been swarmed

2017-01-20 04:21:12 UTC  

Yeah, probably explains why my room gets invaded during a specific season.

2017-01-20 04:21:44 UTC  

Get one of those fancy jiggermabobs that kill insects

2017-01-20 04:22:23 UTC  

I always make a post on Facebook about it.

2017-01-20 04:22:25 UTC  

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