I used to fuck with my friends cause whenever I'd see a wasp flying around, I'd slap it out of the sky and then my friends start running. xD

But the thing that really terrify me absolutely is these fucking huge mosquitos I think you can call them, I've never seen one flying around at all but everytime I see them they're sitting firmly by on a wall or window, they're fucking rhuge and the last thing I want to do is startle it and make it start flying around, they don't move for anything

what?

why would you slap a wasp

I got stuck in the bathroom cause one of those fuckers was on the fucking doorknob and had to ask someone to open the door from the other side

they send a signal to other wasps to come sting you

You'd hear this loud ass "BOP!" as my hand hits the wasp and it drops out of the sky.

Yeah, sooner or later I'm gonna get the fuck stung outta me. lol.

It's mostly red wasps and yellow jackets down here.

fuck

you have hornets down there

we do

I can never remember the difference.

I think we have both.

Pretty sure I've had to kill both multiple times.

The thing that irks me about killing bugs is all of the insides that squeeze out when you kill them

yeah we have the hornets

I'm legendary with my fly swatter swings. 😉 I bat them out of the sky and kill them upon impact.

they love new england weather

OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT TOO

dude

if you kill a wasp

If they don't die, they'll be on the ground twitching.

it send out a signal

Then you squish em.

xD graphic, roo

to any wasps nearby

to come and sting you

you so lucky

you havent been swarmed

Yeah, probably explains why my room gets invaded during a specific season.

Get one of those fancy jiggermabobs that kill insects

I always make a post on Facebook about it.

a

fucking

bug zapper?

Usually something like "It's war time again!"

yeah one of them fancy kingermajiggers

I narrate the whole ordeal, too.

"HOLY SHIIIT! THAT ONE WENT FLYING!"
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!"
"IF THERE ARE ANY SUVIVORS OUT THERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!"

And this goes on for a good day or two, till all the bees / wasps (I'v efought in both bee wars and wasp wars) are dead.

I'm a hardend vet in the everlasting battle of flying needle fighters.