Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo
Discord ID: 271857609500393473
OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT TOO
dude
if you kill a wasp
If they don't die, they'll be on the ground twitching.
it send out a signal
Then you squish em.
xD graphic, roo
to any wasps nearby
to come and sting you
you so lucky
you havent been swarmed
Yeah, probably explains why my room gets invaded during a specific season.
Get one of those fancy jiggermabobs that kill insects
I always make a post on Facebook about it.
a
fucking
bug zapper?
Usually something like "It's war time again!"
yeah one of them fancy kingermajiggers
I narrate the whole ordeal, too.
"HOLY SHIIIT! THAT ONE WENT FLYING!"
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!"
"IF THERE ARE ANY SUVIVORS OUT THERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!"
And this goes on for a good day or two, till all the bees / wasps (I'v efought in both bee wars and wasp wars) are dead.
I'm a hardend vet in the everlasting battle of flying needle fighters.
I've also fought in a Horse Fly war once when visiting my old roommate.
You ever use one of them fancy old fly swatters and go apeshit on insects
He had a horse fly infestation, and by golly, I couldn't have got there at a better time.
I like to give the insects a chance. I never hit one while it's on the wall.
I'll let them die in an honorable fight for their lives.
You can almost hear the sound effects of falling planes as they fall to the ground.
"VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BLAM!"
"TANGO UNIT TO CP! WE'RE TAKING HEAVY CASUALTIES! SEND BACK UP, SEND BACK UP!!!!!
~godzilla 1954 theme plays as more insects swarm in~
yuck
Then as the theme fades away, the smoke clears to show nothing but a barren wasteland of fallen bugs. They may have lost the battle that year, but the war never ends.
just walked into the end of cabin fever
when the dog attacks the bitch
with her pussy and tits rotted off
Lel.
ugh
its one thing if you watched the movie from the start and its built up to it
another to just turn it on and BAM