Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo

Discord ID: 271857609500393473


2017-01-20 04:20:25 UTC  

OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT TOO

2017-01-20 04:20:36 UTC  

dude

2017-01-20 04:20:41 UTC  

if you kill a wasp

2017-01-20 04:20:41 UTC  

If they don't die, they'll be on the ground twitching.

2017-01-20 04:20:46 UTC  

it send out a signal

2017-01-20 04:20:50 UTC  

Then you squish em.

2017-01-20 04:20:52 UTC  

xD graphic, roo

2017-01-20 04:20:52 UTC  

to any wasps nearby

2017-01-20 04:20:59 UTC  

to come and sting you

2017-01-20 04:21:04 UTC  

you so lucky

2017-01-20 04:21:11 UTC  

you havent been swarmed

2017-01-20 04:21:12 UTC  

Yeah, probably explains why my room gets invaded during a specific season.

2017-01-20 04:21:44 UTC  

Get one of those fancy jiggermabobs that kill insects

2017-01-20 04:22:23 UTC  

I always make a post on Facebook about it.

2017-01-20 04:22:25 UTC  

a

2017-01-20 04:22:30 UTC  

fucking

2017-01-20 04:22:36 UTC  

bug zapper?

2017-01-20 04:22:50 UTC  

Usually something like "It's war time again!"

2017-01-20 04:22:51 UTC  

yeah one of them fancy kingermajiggers

2017-01-20 04:23:47 UTC  

I narrate the whole ordeal, too.

2017-01-20 04:25:04 UTC  

"HOLY SHIIIT! THAT ONE WENT FLYING!"
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!"
"IF THERE ARE ANY SUVIVORS OUT THERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!"

And this goes on for a good day or two, till all the bees / wasps (I'v efought in both bee wars and wasp wars) are dead.

2017-01-20 04:26:19 UTC  

I'm a hardend vet in the everlasting battle of flying needle fighters.

2017-01-20 04:27:30 UTC  

I've also fought in a Horse Fly war once when visiting my old roommate.

2017-01-20 04:28:11 UTC  

You ever use one of them fancy old fly swatters and go apeshit on insects

2017-01-20 04:28:31 UTC  

He had a horse fly infestation, and by golly, I couldn't have got there at a better time.

2017-01-20 04:29:03 UTC  

I like to give the insects a chance. I never hit one while it's on the wall.

2017-01-20 04:29:29 UTC  

I'll let them die in an honorable fight for their lives.

2017-01-20 04:30:12 UTC  

You can almost hear the sound effects of falling planes as they fall to the ground.

2017-01-20 04:30:27 UTC  

"VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BLAM!"

2017-01-20 04:31:31 UTC  

"TANGO UNIT TO CP! WE'RE TAKING HEAVY CASUALTIES! SEND BACK UP, SEND BACK UP!!!!!

2017-01-20 04:32:23 UTC  

~godzilla 1954 theme plays as more insects swarm in~

2017-01-20 04:37:28 UTC  

yuck

2017-01-20 04:37:34 UTC  

Then as the theme fades away, the smoke clears to show nothing but a barren wasteland of fallen bugs. They may have lost the battle that year, but the war never ends.

2017-01-20 04:37:40 UTC  

just walked into the end of cabin fever

2017-01-20 04:37:53 UTC  

when the dog attacks the bitch

2017-01-20 04:38:03 UTC  

with her pussy and tits rotted off

2017-01-20 04:38:11 UTC  

Lel.

2017-01-20 04:38:57 UTC  

ugh

2017-01-20 04:39:16 UTC  

its one thing if you watched the movie from the start and its built up to it

2017-01-20 04:39:25 UTC  

another to just turn it on and BAM