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Let's get one thing about me "straight" up front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm a as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on I'd be like, "No way, bro I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There's George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them
Let's get one thing about me "straight" up front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm a as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on I'd be like, "No way, bro I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There's George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them
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Let's get one thing about me "straight" up front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm a as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on I'd be like, "No way, bro I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There's George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them
if you are going to do them because blitz convinced you to dont, hes retarded and he probably doesnt even do them anyway, probably just a big larp like everything else
fuck you frank
Daddy no
I just drank a yuge vaccine cocktail to ensure I'll have top tier kiddos
im like 10 years older than blitz
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Once they start teething I'm getting them on a steady diet of Jeffpoasts
im the age where its commonly accepted among educated people about them that its acceptable to do them if you max out
some steroid therapy prescribed by a doctor is ok for older men with low t
yeah its like testosterone cream they rub on thin parts of your skin
COR BLIMEY LOOK AT DESE ANGLO BEEYOOTEES
@LeftismisADisease what's your take on roids
COR OI'D ROGER THEM UP THE BUM
This will be the official position of BP
Look at those milkers
>he'll probably just say shoot niggers
would rape
Mamzy
Lolol
Would Iron Gates
well anglo chicks can come of course
MamZPaul
boyz2men
Dude
how did we never realize how gay that was
BoyzIIMen is implicit
lmao
What about Depechemode?
its a coming of age tale
That song about collared greens and gospel
milo style
Okay left thot can get warbrided
Whitest thing around
I fucking LOVE depeche mode
What’s worse