not all that bad

something interesting happened to me today

What?

>be me
>at barbershop
>barber is finishing my hair
>shortbackandsides.png
>his wife walks in
>starts talking about some family stuff
>noneofmybusiness.wav
>haircut ends
>"wow, men's hair is so thick, us women only get thin hair"
>agree, that is a biological reality
>"do you have children"
>ohshit.gif
>barber, being the typical Italian smartass he is says something along the lines of "no, he's still a baby"
>"I'm only 21"
>"oh, well when you have children, you'll notice that the boys have thicker hair than the girls"
>when you have children
>**When** you have **children**
>barber doesn't disagree

Holy shit, they knows something I don't. Am I finally gonna move on and become a normie with a wife and kids?

this happened

<:GWragMonkaS:390321742624849920>

The question is not if you can be a normie, but do you **want** to be a normie

is it possible to be married with children and not a normie?

Probably not, unless you date a vidyafag then become even weirder

And children will end up being spergs

hope you faggots will take good care of them when the autistic little niggers finally discover the cool side of the internet

Anemic. You are Chad thundercock. Embrace it.

fuck, this is like the 8th community to tell me that

Eh

Well, it's not too untrue. You are extremely chad

Well, you have the ability to be

well, at least I'm guaranteed to not die a virgin

Or turn out like musso

I just hope I don't die a normalfag

Why?

The ride isn't supposed to end

I've been here since '05

Musso is the absolute combination of Chad and *chan culture.

He's dating a Jap chick and is a metalworker

Musso's the kind of dude who I can imagine in any situation

Ye lol

Dude could be doin' anything and it'd be completely normal because it's musso

absolute chad

Like, plumbing? Musso, defending his house? Musso, robbing someone else? Musso

Absolute chad

Dude could be behind the serine attacks in japan and I wouldnt be surprised.

Tbh he probably *leads* that cult

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hey @Mussolini how lucrative is running a cult? because I'm currently unemployed and looking for a source of income

Cults range from "minor church fund" to "Cult leader's house is a mansion" usually

hmmm

Depends on how charismatic you are

how does one run a cult I wonder?

and how much you take in return for membership

Uhhhh

They usually start out as like those