Well, you have the ability to be

well, at least I'm guaranteed to not die a virgin

Or turn out like musso

I just hope I don't die a normalfag

Why?

The ride isn't supposed to end

I've been here since '05

Musso is the absolute combination of Chad and *chan culture.

He's dating a Jap chick and is a metalworker

Musso's the kind of dude who I can imagine in any situation

Ye lol

Dude could be doin' anything and it'd be completely normal because it's musso

absolute chad

Like, plumbing? Musso, defending his house? Musso, robbing someone else? Musso

Absolute chad

Dude could be behind the serine attacks in japan and I wouldnt be surprised.

Tbh he probably *leads* that cult

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hey @Mussolini how lucrative is running a cult? because I'm currently unemployed and looking for a source of income

Cults range from "minor church fund" to "Cult leader's house is a mansion" usually

hmmm

Depends on how charismatic you are

how does one run a cult I wonder?

and how much you take in return for membership

Uhhhh

They usually start out as like those

retreats for married couples

Because they're lacking meaning in their life and probably considering a divorce so they go to a holiday retreat in hopes that maybe their marriage is repaired

and then the leader is some charismatic fuck and convinces them to join

It's basically small community group -> cult

If you're looking to join, go to your local community group website

and look for the ones that offer

"Community"

"A sense of belonging"

Those are the cults.

***especially*** if they mention a religious sense of belonging and community

interesting

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Good countries to start a cult in are:
America
Japan
Russia
Australia

well, wouldn't you know I am in one of those countries

Although most end up in South America or Africa