Message from @Anemic Crusader

Discord ID: 505365957238063114


2018-10-26 12:55:57 UTC  

Well, you have the ability to be

2018-10-26 12:56:22 UTC  

well, at least I'm guaranteed to not die a virgin

2018-10-26 12:57:05 UTC  

Or turn out like musso

2018-10-26 12:57:10 UTC  

I just hope I don't die a normalfag

2018-10-26 12:57:14 UTC  

Why?

2018-10-26 12:57:28 UTC  

The ride isn't supposed to end

2018-10-26 12:57:59 UTC  

I've been here since '05

2018-10-26 12:58:13 UTC  

Musso is the absolute combination of Chad and *chan culture.

2018-10-26 12:58:28 UTC  

He's dating a Jap chick and is a metalworker

2018-10-26 12:58:37 UTC  

Musso's the kind of dude who I can imagine in any situation

2018-10-26 12:58:44 UTC  

Ye lol

2018-10-26 12:59:10 UTC  

Dude could be doin' anything and it'd be completely normal because it's musso

2018-10-26 12:59:16 UTC  

absolute chad

2018-10-26 12:59:45 UTC  

Like, plumbing? Musso, defending his house? Musso, robbing someone else? Musso

2018-10-26 12:59:56 UTC  

Absolute chad

2018-10-26 13:00:07 UTC  

Dude could be behind the serine attacks in japan and I wouldnt be surprised.

2018-10-26 13:00:27 UTC  

Tbh he probably *leads* that cult

2018-10-26 13:00:53 UTC  

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2018-10-26 13:02:54 UTC  

hey @Mussolini how lucrative is running a cult? because I'm currently unemployed and looking for a source of income

2018-10-26 13:03:43 UTC  

Cults range from "minor church fund" to "Cult leader's house is a mansion" usually

2018-10-26 13:03:53 UTC  

hmmm

2018-10-26 13:03:59 UTC  

Depends on how charismatic you are

2018-10-26 13:04:03 UTC  

how does one run a cult I wonder?

2018-10-26 13:04:06 UTC  

and how much you take in return for membership

2018-10-26 13:04:18 UTC  

Uhhhh

2018-10-26 13:04:26 UTC  

They usually start out as like those

2018-10-26 13:04:32 UTC  

retreats for married couples

2018-10-26 13:04:58 UTC  

Because they're lacking meaning in their life and probably considering a divorce so they go to a holiday retreat in hopes that maybe their marriage is repaired

2018-10-26 13:05:22 UTC  

and then the leader is some charismatic fuck and convinces them to join

2018-10-26 13:05:41 UTC  

It's basically small community group -> cult

2018-10-26 13:05:57 UTC  

If you're looking to join, go to your local community group website

2018-10-26 13:06:01 UTC  

and look for the ones that offer

2018-10-26 13:06:02 UTC  

"Community"

2018-10-26 13:06:07 UTC  

"A sense of belonging"

2018-10-26 13:06:10 UTC  

Those are the cults.

2018-10-26 13:06:27 UTC  

***especially*** if they mention a religious sense of belonging and community

2018-10-26 13:07:35 UTC  

interesting

2018-10-26 13:07:44 UTC  

👏

2018-10-26 13:08:09 UTC  

Good countries to start a cult in are:
America
Japan
Russia
Australia

2018-10-26 13:08:27 UTC  

well, wouldn't you know I am in one of those countries

2018-10-26 13:08:36 UTC  

Although most end up in South America or Africa