Didn't the afghans use Flintlocks up until like

the war with the soviets

Musso's the kind of dude who I can imagine in any situation

Dude could be doin' anything and it'd be completely normal because it's musso

Dude could be behind the serine attacks in japan and I wouldnt be surprised.

Tbh he probably *leads* that cult

Cults range from "minor church fund" to "Cult leader's house is a mansion" usually

Depends on how charismatic you are

and how much you take in return for membership

Uhhhh

They usually start out as like those

retreats for married couples

Because they're lacking meaning in their life and probably considering a divorce so they go to a holiday retreat in hopes that maybe their marriage is repaired

and then the leader is some charismatic fuck and convinces them to join

It's basically small community group -> cult

If you're looking to join, go to your local community group website

and look for the ones that offer

"Community"

"A sense of belonging"

Those are the cults.

***especially*** if they mention a religious sense of belonging and community

👏

Good countries to start a cult in are:
America
Japan
Russia
Australia

Although most end up in South America or Africa

Although if you play your cult good enough

you'll have enough money to buy an island

Or just buy land

Also if you want to do a big gamble

A lot of places in South America aren't considered hospitable land

so just

go there

and force it to be hospitable

That's what Jonestown was

Boers, Brits, Africans

Pretoria is for Boers

Cape town for brits

And the one that I refuse to spell is for the africans

Yeah

But really it's retarded if you think about it

Pretoria is the executive capital

so that's where they govern from

Bloemfontein is judicial so that's where the courts and shit are

Cape Town is legislative

so that's where their capital is SUPPOSED to be

So cape town has the parliament
Pretoria is where the head of state exists
and the third one is where the judges are

so like

You get arrested in Cape town

and have to fucking travel to Bloemfontein to go to court

Also don't take any of the stuff I say on SA seriously, I don't know shit and just assume that's how it works 💦

But the stuff on cults, super trust me on that shit.

A good way to tell if your religious movement is a cult: If it's in a non-English speaking country, like Japan or China, and it has a completely English name - such as Japan's "Happy Science" - it's probably a cult.

Happy science is the most cult sounding name ever

They have a political party called "The Happiness Realization Party"

Which is SUPER cult sounding

>They have a youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSBAGXCYkV0

God

This is some like

Low-tier budget movie cult bullshit

but it's fucking REAL

God.

Imagine getting to heaven

and god's like

"Yo that Happy science religion was legit, why'd no believe it"

Nah the true way to game that internet citizenship meme is to just do the base expectation

They basically drill it in already, i'm sure you can just CTRL C+V some internet "rules" from somewhere

This is the education system, dude

You don't get the good marks for challenging ideas

have one of the rules

be

"Don't say "nigger", "Kike", "Faggot" or "zipperhead" on the internet"

Because during the Korean war

When the tanks would run over the bodies of the koreans

the treads would leave a zipper pattern

@C.

Just shopping for cam

It'll be Christmas soon, so i'm getting some gifts for him!

OH is what happens when we allow two men to have children

like gestapos actual father

Your dick isn't gonna fix the lesbian

Give up

The only thing your dick'll fix is if they're a neet

And that'll be because they want better dick

He's seeing his waifu through the noose loop.

You do realise that if this relationship turns sour you're gonna be fucked forever, right?

Alexa play "dude looks like a lady"

@Radmiran Westfurrow This is now your theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Von's gonna get screwed
By this Lesbian dude

I'm gonna erect a funeral pyre on bonfire night for Von.

I need some sort of outfit to dress a dummy as Von

So I can complete the ritual

H O R S E B A L L P H Y S I C S

Dude looks like a lady

he alraedy has it

no wait he doesnt

Do you have a file on everyone in OH

chef

You're making a mistake, that's what you're making