Message from @Anemic Crusader

Discord ID: 505362953302835213


2018-10-26 06:13:16 UTC  

mfw i wanted to start a kickstarter to get the greenscreen guy to read our thing but im not of age

2018-10-26 06:29:20 UTC  

lmao too young

2018-10-26 06:32:55 UTC  

SOMEONE ELSE DO IT

2018-10-26 07:25:34 UTC  

top 10 womens who you need to marry to

2018-10-26 11:02:09 UTC  

It smells like Australians

2018-10-26 11:03:05 UTC  

*mr green text levels of Australia*

2018-10-26 11:32:15 UTC  

*Oy cunt*

2018-10-26 12:09:26 UTC  

<@&401435571488030720> Hi

2018-10-26 12:41:50 UTC  

howzitgoingcunt?

2018-10-26 12:44:25 UTC  

Good.

2018-10-26 12:44:43 UTC  

@Anemic Crusader how's is going, for you?

2018-10-26 12:51:01 UTC  

all good over here

2018-10-26 12:51:16 UTC  

Nice

2018-10-26 12:51:23 UTC  

How's the cold and shit?

2018-10-26 12:51:36 UTC  

yeah, getting better

2018-10-26 12:51:43 UTC  

How bad was it?

2018-10-26 12:51:49 UTC  

not all that bad

2018-10-26 12:51:57 UTC  

something interesting happened to me today

2018-10-26 12:52:05 UTC  

What?

2018-10-26 12:52:10 UTC  

>be me
>at barbershop
>barber is finishing my hair
>shortbackandsides.png
>his wife walks in
>starts talking about some family stuff
>noneofmybusiness.wav
>haircut ends
>"wow, men's hair is so thick, us women only get thin hair"
>agree, that is a biological reality
>"do you have children"
>ohshit.gif
>barber, being the typical Italian smartass he is says something along the lines of "no, he's still a baby"
>"I'm only 21"
>"oh, well when you have children, you'll notice that the boys have thicker hair than the girls"
>when you have children
>**When** you have **children**
>barber doesn't disagree

Holy shit, they knows something I don't. Am I finally gonna move on and become a normie with a wife and kids?

2018-10-26 12:52:30 UTC  

this happened

2018-10-26 12:52:38 UTC  

<:GWragMonkaS:390321742624849920>

2018-10-26 12:52:57 UTC  

The question is not if you can be a normie, but do you **want** to be a normie

2018-10-26 12:53:23 UTC  

is it possible to be married with children and not a normie?

2018-10-26 12:54:02 UTC  

Probably not, unless you date a vidyafag then become even weirder

2018-10-26 12:54:15 UTC  

And children will end up being spergs

2018-10-26 12:54:49 UTC  

hope you faggots will take good care of them when the autistic little niggers finally discover the cool side of the internet

2018-10-26 12:55:01 UTC  

Anemic. You are Chad thundercock. Embrace it.

2018-10-26 12:55:29 UTC  

fuck, this is like the 8th community to tell me that

2018-10-26 12:55:36 UTC  

Eh

2018-10-26 12:55:46 UTC  

Well, it's not too untrue. You are extremely chad

2018-10-26 12:55:57 UTC  

Well, you have the ability to be

2018-10-26 12:56:22 UTC  

well, at least I'm guaranteed to not die a virgin

2018-10-26 12:57:05 UTC  

Or turn out like musso

2018-10-26 12:57:10 UTC  

I just hope I don't die a normalfag

2018-10-26 12:57:14 UTC  

Why?

2018-10-26 12:57:28 UTC  

The ride isn't supposed to end

2018-10-26 12:57:59 UTC  

I've been here since '05