yes it is

when you get a PhD you become a doctor of philosophy in your perspective field

philosophy is not just like plato

Are you willing to bet that if I took a survey of philosophy courses vs climate courses I would see a lower percentage of the climate courses talk about the effect of temperature on crime rate than the philosophy ones?

retard

wow, very convincing argument

Excellent rebuttal

Except they could talk about the climate

in philosophy

why is it that extreme weathers lead to cynic philosophy?

meanwhile mild climate leads to a more optimistic philosophy

simple

@Techpriest are you Christian?

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 6!

no

Shame

I accidentally locked myself out of my house

Nice

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Hide a key near your house

Specifically somewhere that is hard to find and not cliche

eh if you live in a more spread out neighborhood you can pull off putting a spare in a small box near the door

Yeah I did hide one inside a tree but the tree grew around it and it’s inaccessible

Just carry one in your asshole at all times

simple fix really

Tru^

Have you considered an electronic lock like garage opener or keypad-key lock

butthole key

Hm

Have you considered sex?

Perhaps inserting a gloryhole as your entrance to your house

may prove beneficial

Tru

*Fuck your house to gain entrance*

electronic locks are bad

exactly why gloryholes

I had my sister bring a key over

are indisputable perfect defenses

calibrate it to a specific dick length and girth too

that would make it an impenetrable defense

exactly