Message from @Pelth

Discord ID: 647629639346552861


2019-11-23 02:47:44 UTC  

yes

2019-11-23 02:47:46 UTC  

ming yong bing bong

2019-11-23 02:47:54 UTC  

Ching chon your ping pong

2019-11-23 02:47:56 UTC  

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

2019-11-23 02:47:58 UTC  

习近平 @pompompiggy

2019-11-23 02:48:00 UTC  

I am Pomp's whore ig?? <:waitwhat:583236680903950355>

2019-11-23 02:48:06 UTC  

no i am

2019-11-23 02:48:06 UTC  

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

2019-11-23 02:48:08 UTC  

习近平 @pompompiggy

2019-11-23 02:48:16 UTC  

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

2019-11-23 02:48:23 UTC  

cant relate

2019-11-23 02:48:23 UTC  

I can’t read kanji

2019-11-23 02:48:30 UTC  

it's mandarin

2019-11-23 02:48:36 UTC  

it says xi jin ping

2019-11-23 02:48:36 UTC  

Idk what that says

2019-11-23 02:48:41 UTC  

Omg

2019-11-23 02:48:44 UTC  

GG @acursednat, you just advanced to level 3!

2019-11-23 02:48:44 UTC  

EW

2019-11-23 02:48:55 UTC  

What is a black person
So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even fuck the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I fucking hate America.

Edit: Guys holy shit stop downvoting me it’s just my opinion

Edit: Guys did you even read it? Stop telling me I’m racist when you clearly haven’t read the whole thing!

Edit: Jesus fucking Christ you guys are retarded. How delusional are you people???

Edit: Okay you people are fucking going to far. I’m NOT racist. I litteraly didn’t even say the n word once.

2019-11-23 02:48:58 UTC  

what the heck

2019-11-23 02:49:01 UTC  

RACIEST!!

2019-11-23 02:49:17 UTC  

we pull up

2019-11-23 02:49:19 UTC  

babyface after getting blacked, circa 2019, colorized

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2019-11-23 02:49:21 UTC  

...

2019-11-23 02:49:26 UTC  

EW

2019-11-23 02:49:28 UTC  

BLECKRD

2019-11-23 02:49:29 UTC  

EWWW

2019-11-23 02:49:29 UTC  

GG @A Loaf of Bread, you just advanced to level 2!

2019-11-23 02:49:30 UTC  

and we shit on niggas

2019-11-23 02:49:30 UTC  

BLECKED

2019-11-23 02:49:32 UTC  

i join vc

2019-11-23 02:49:33 UTC  

what's getting blacked?

2019-11-23 02:49:38 UTC  

NOBODY ELSE BUT U

2019-11-23 02:49:41 UTC  

OMG THAT SONG

2019-11-23 02:49:47 UTC  

-df blacked

2019-11-23 02:49:53 UTC  

oh right. bot shat itself

2019-11-23 02:49:59 UTC  

👌

2019-11-23 02:50:03 UTC  

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2019-11-23 02:50:05 UTC  

^

2019-11-23 02:50:06 UTC  

Blacked