acursednat

Discord ID: 611335349758722058


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Hello every body

ewhy did my roles not add

thank you

how do i get server roles

didnt he say bot is dead

@Techpriest can you give me communist role please

im not fake?

oh ok

you cant manually add roles

@A Loaf of Bread I like asian girls

please dont call me that

why are you guys so toxic>

i thought this was a serious politic server

im experimenting

socialist/ communist border

you guys are nazis

stop disrespecting this young lady

this is whjy i hate conservatives

thewn why are you racist

@pompompiggy lol then why is donald trump in office

you kids donjt understand the usefulness of communism

everyone is equal and happy

everyone is free

and rich

real communism has never been tried

karl marx is a genius?

then why is he popular

@A Loaf of Bread Lol can we dm talk

how old are you sweet pea

oh ok

you could be my daughter

but thats ok you can still call me dad

that works toio

I came here for serious politics

you guys are making fun of blak peopel

people*

ill voicechat

which one broski

my microphone isnt working

one second

dude how tf am i supposed to voice a 56 year old

4 more years boys

@Send_Noodles?? dont worry i live ytouy

i will live inside you

@Send_Noodles?? want me to send you pictures of me in a bath with spaghetti

ngiggg

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haha asian dog

whos noodles

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Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ ladies๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ท Would ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like ๐Ÿ‘ to 2๏ธโƒฃ get ๐Ÿ˜ฎ rich ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ by running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ own business ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ from home ๐Ÿก with just โ˜ your phone? ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคณ Well ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ you can't. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ stupid ๐Ÿ‘ cunt

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

What is a black person
So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called โ€œblack peopleโ€. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We canโ€™t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I donโ€™t even fuck the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I fucking hate America.

Edit: Guys holy shit stop downvoting me itโ€™s just my opinion

Edit: Guys did you even read it? Stop telling me Iโ€™m racist when you clearly havenโ€™t read the whole thing!

Edit: Jesus fucking Christ you guys are retarded. How delusional are you people???

Edit: Okay you people are fucking going to far. Iโ€™m NOT racist. I litteraly didnโ€™t even say the n word once.

So my cat, Franki, recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some anti biotic drops to put in his food but when Iโ€™d do that Franki wouldnโ€™t touch it. So, the vet suggested using a small dropper tube to insert the medicine directly into his anus. The first time was absolute hell, my cat fought me the whole time but once the tube was in and the medicine pushed out he seemed to calm quite a bit. Well the next day he was acting strange, he has always been an independent cat, rarely coming around, never wanting to be held, but as I sat on the couch he started walking back and forth meowing and rubbing my leg. He then went and jumped up on the table where weโ€™d done the application the night before and meowed louder and louder until I decided I guess we will go ahead and do the medicine treatment. This time he didnโ€™t fight me though, and when I inserted the tube he closed his eyes, stretched his neck, and let out a noise that can only be described as a moan of pure ecstasy. Maybe the medicine made him feel better, I supposed. That night he slept on my bed curled up right next to me, which he had never done before. For the next week heโ€™d do the same thing every day, meow on the table until

he got his โ€˜fixโ€™... But then the medicine ran out. Even though I had no medicine heโ€™d still cry and beg for it, I thought maybe if I insert it without medicine he will realize it doesnโ€™t make him feel better anymore and forget about it. Well that was 2 weeks ago and he is only getting worse. He walks around me all day with his tail up presenting his rectum and trying to entice me. He is demanding insertions more and more often. Yesterday I caught him looking longingly at the turkey baster... When I sit he jumps in my lap purring and rubbing me affectionately. It was then in horror I realized my cat thinks Iโ€™m his gay lover, and that Iโ€™ve been sexually pleasing him for weeks now. Needless to say the sexual tension between us is palpable. How do I let my cat know that Iโ€™m not gay, but still like him as a friend?

gfzsdfs

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@angie!! theres a 45 year old pretending to be 14 in our chat

cant you manually shut them up

by applying the role

bruhhhhhhhh

damnb

Senior Mod and can only mute

owner has trust issues

u good?

Timster probably watches rick and morty

and tells other people

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god help us all

ok tony

James probably hits his girlfriend

@Deleted User only the caller would

I didnt

so i aint going to jail in the US bitch

im also Canadian

no we dont retard

how can a country that doesnt exist have police

the school wouldnt know you from your discord name

@Toow5 (Sutekina) this chick just Doxxed herself

no one called and said that cumster

NO ONE CALLED AND SAID THAT

bruhhhhhhhh

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