It’s hopefully my purity

yes

ming yong bing bong

Ching chon your ping pong

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

习近平 @pompompiggy

I am Pomp's whore ig?? <:waitwhat:583236680903950355>

no i am

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

习近平 @pompompiggy

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

cant relate

I can’t read kanji

it's mandarin

it says xi jin ping

Idk what that says

Omg

GG @acursednat, you just advanced to level 3!

EW

What is a black person
So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even fuck the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I fucking hate America.

Edit: Guys holy shit stop downvoting me it’s just my opinion

Edit: Guys did you even read it? Stop telling me I’m racist when you clearly haven’t read the whole thing!

Edit: Jesus fucking Christ you guys are retarded. How delusional are you people???

Edit: Okay you people are fucking going to far. I’m NOT racist. I litteraly didn’t even say the n word once.

what the heck

RACIEST!!

we pull up

babyface after getting blacked, circa 2019, colorized

...

EW

BLECKRD

EWWW

GG @A Loaf of Bread, you just advanced to level 2!

and we shit on niggas

BLECKED

i join vc

what's getting blacked?

NOBODY ELSE BUT U

OMG THAT SONG

-df blacked

oh right. bot shat itself

👌

^