Message from @Tampio 7%

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2020-01-05 23:43:27 UTC  

<:DansGame:477143290882293770>

2020-01-05 23:43:31 UTC  

-df The Alabama Hot Pocket

2020-01-05 23:43:32 UTC  

**Alabama hot pocket**: The word [your friends] told you to [search up] in [class]
*[Hey] [Luke], [look up] Alabama hot pocket*
*(<http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/11857037>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:43:36 UTC  

damn

2020-01-05 23:43:44 UTC  

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

2020-01-05 23:44:29 UTC  

Has anyone ever done these?

2020-01-05 23:44:34 UTC  

-define flying camel

2020-01-05 23:44:34 UTC  

**Flying Camel**: As your gal is lying on her back and you are [hammering] her from your knees. You [very carefully] move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a [flying camel]. Strictly a class move.
*"My girl had to go to the [girlie] doctor today, I think I [injured] her last night doing [the Flying Camel]. Ouch!"*
*(<http://flying-camel.urbanup.com/996642>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:45:33 UTC  

i can tell ya who writes most of these

2020-01-05 23:45:41 UTC  

virgins

2020-01-05 23:45:58 UTC  

is being a virgin before marriage a bad thing

2020-01-05 23:46:02 UTC  

you damn libertarian

2020-01-05 23:46:04 UTC  

-df Fox hunt

2020-01-05 23:46:04 UTC  

**fox hunting**: "The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable" ([Oscar Wilde]).

Some twats think that this is a "sport". In a sport you have two sides who engage in fair competition. Give [the fox] a fucking machine gun and a pack of supporters and it would be a "sport".

A crazed mob of rich rural toffs riding on horses while loudly blowing on large phalluses, the purpose of which is for a fox to be violently and painfully ripped to shreds by a pack of dogs after being chased to exhaustion.

In the event that the fox "wins" and goes to earth, the hunters, who are too fucking posh to [concede] defeat, send a dog down the [burrow] to kill it.

The "sport" was invented by rich landowners in the Middle Ages as a way to enforce their authority over small peasant proprietors, because it provided a good excuse for showing who's boss by [trespassing] loudly and intrusively on small farmers' property. A significant number of country dwellers oppose the "sport" because of its intrusiveness and destructiveness towards small farmers.

The Cunt ryside alliance is a campaign set up to defend fox hunting, but it is sold to its rural supporters as a general campaign to defend [the countryside]. As a result, Cunt ryside alliance demonstrations regularly include around 30% of marchers opposed [to fox] hunting.
*Fuck [hunt scum].

[Hunts] are for [cunts]!*
*(<http://fox-hunting.urbanup.com/625656>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:46:12 UTC  

I'm sure they have

2020-01-05 23:46:18 UTC  

If they've come up with- them

2020-01-05 23:46:53 UTC  

chill with definitions in general

2020-01-05 23:46:57 UTC  

we have bot commands for a reason

2020-01-05 23:47:04 UTC  

i have HIV

2020-01-05 23:47:13 UTC  

😔

2020-01-05 23:47:19 UTC  

-8ball Is donald trump gonna end the world

2020-01-05 23:47:20 UTC  

GG @Tampio 7%, you just advanced to level 3!

2020-01-05 23:47:20 UTC  

Yes

2020-01-05 23:47:23 UTC  

Must run in the Shelby family

2020-01-05 23:47:30 UTC  

considering that you're from Brasil you probably also have toxoplasmosis

2020-01-05 23:47:34 UTC  

which make you more violent

2020-01-05 23:47:36 UTC  

and suicidal

2020-01-05 23:47:37 UTC  

yes

2020-01-05 23:47:51 UTC  

😢

2020-01-05 23:47:56 UTC  

Oof

2020-01-05 23:48:34 UTC  

pretty interesting thing is that most 3rd world countries have extremely high rates of toxoplasmosis

2020-01-05 23:48:35 UTC  

perhaps

2020-01-05 23:48:39 UTC  

the crime rate

2020-01-05 23:48:45 UTC  

comes from it

2020-01-05 23:48:49 UTC  

<:peepoDetective:583235938621194241>

2020-01-05 23:48:51 UTC  

wow

2020-01-05 23:48:59 UTC  

detective time

2020-01-05 23:49:03 UTC  

beep boop

2020-01-05 23:49:10 UTC  

african american

2020-01-05 23:49:11 UTC  

<:200iq:583246977634926592>

2020-01-05 23:49:11 UTC  

bee boop