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-df clown

**clown**: Just a [downright] fool, someone who there's no other word for other than 'clown' it explains how stupid they can be [and how] [little you] think about them
*Brad - I'm going to [funnel] a beer into my but like jackass
Brian - [Wow dude] you're a [fucking clown]*
*(<http://clown.urbanup.com/4477344>)* *9 more results*

@Stresbal Stop harassing me

-df michael jackson

**Michael Jackson**: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) was a legendary multi-talented, multi-faceted icon who was, and still remains, the most recognizable man in the entire world. His name is synonymous with singer extraordinaire, master dancer, benevolent benefactor to many causes, "best father in the whole world" as attested to by his daughter Paris, a friend to the friendless, a man with an astonishing [business acumen] and work ethic, the embodiment of [swagitude] and a [burning beacon of raw sexuality], and the list goes on and on.

Many of Michael Jackson's accomplishments can be documented by his numerous awards and acknowledgements, including receiving thirteen Grammy Awards of which eight are for his worldwide bestselling album of all time Thriller, inclusion of the 1983 short film "Thriller" as the first music video to ever be inducted for preservation in the National Film Registry of the Library of Congress (2009), induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice (1997 & 2001), induction posthumously into the Dance Hall of Fame (2010), holding the Guinness Book of World Records' title for supporting the most charities by a pop star, etc., just to name a few.

A musical/dancing genius of Michael Jackson’s caliber will never be forgotten, as he is often imitated, but never surpassed.
*Michael Jackson has always been a [trailblazer], [lighting] [the path] for other artists to follow.*
*(<http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/6865201>)* *9 more results*

-df mr Nixon

**Nixon**: Nixon, where do I begin... Nixon is one of the nicest, funniest, energetic and good-looking person you will ever meet. Nixon has [a laugh] and smile that could light up the night [sky]! He is a fantastic boyfriend that will [alway] compliment you in anyway to make you feel special, and he will always be [thinking of you] and drop everything to be with you! And watch out cause if [its your birthday] he will buy the whole store for you! Nixon will not only do this for his girl but for his friends too!!! A person named Nixon is usually born under the [Virgo] star sign, meaning that he is very social, family [orientated] and loved by all of his friends, maybe even a girl... Nixon is a very passionate person with a lot of feelings but is strong enough to hide them, but when he trusts you he may open up to you and you will instantly fall in love with him as an awesome friend or crush... Once you talk to Nixon you can never get enough of him! But if something you do that effects Nixon in the wrong way, he may/will leave your friendship or relationship and you will feel terrible because its like [you lost] your best friend! Even though Nixon is an amazing person he has the ability to block you out forever, so don't lose him like some people have! But on the other hand he is very athletic and friendly to all, wanting to make new friends everyday that goes by as well as looking after his family. Nixon is loved by everyone who meets him, and the ones who don't are simply jealous of him!
*[nixon] is [amazing]!*
*(<http://nixon.urbanup.com/12070614>)* *9 more results*

lmao

-df Hitler

**Hitler**: A unit used to [measure] the degree of a [mass genocide]. The typical [conversion] is 1 Hitler = 6,000,000 deaths.
*for [futher] refrence [stalin] is [rated] at about 3 hitlers*
*(<http://hitler.urbanup.com/6821380>)* *9 more results*

Reminising

-df Stalin

**Stalin**: [God] of [the universe]
*i was [smoking] a [blunt] [amd] i saw Stalin*
*(<http://stalin.urbanup.com/11761159>)* *9 more results*

Idk man, Michel Jackson spent alot of times alone with kids

-df donkey punch

**Donkey Punch**: [The Donkey Punch] is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor [little lady] in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that [more better] (for you ofcourse).
*I [donkey punched] [Meredith] last night, and [It was awesome]*
*(<http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/1067320>)* *9 more results*

My cum is foamy

stop

-df Chuvash

No result :(

-df bill Clinton

Guys stop w

**Bill Clinton**: To get a [blowjob] while [at work].
*I heard [Jay] [Sardi] got [a Bill Clinton] the other day.*
*(<http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/845766>)* *9 more results*

Wtf

Retard bot

STOp

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stop

-df sloppy

**Sloppy**: a state of being where one is entirely [inebriated] beyond [comprehension], [memory loss] is common in this state
*Yo, for [road rally] Chris was so [sloppy] he [kissed] Tom and it wasn't even a challenge!*
*(<http://sloppy.urbanup.com/5377438>)* *9 more results*

enough with the dictionary

no more

Okay

Sorry

next is a mute

ty

Alright boss

next is a fuck off

Alaskan snow dragon

Oh Val is a mod again