Message from @xorgy
Discord ID: 503749809287462915
I keep waiting to be punked
yeah same ive watched 10X times and am still waiting
im gonna run out of tissues soon fuck
brb gotta run to store
I just wish so many pretty girls didn't have mental issues.
more like jizzificator amirite
Sorry. Had to say it.
i'm disappointed it wasn't bait ;~;
XD dem ropes bud
I think meme magic is real.
And I can prove it with Carl Jung.
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God I love spam.
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How are you and how is business? I'm contacting you on behalf of the
former personal assistant to the former President of Taiwan ( Mr. Chen
Shui-bian) on private matters. He humbly request your assistance. An
investment was placed under his management 5 years ago by Mr. Chen
Shui-bian. He needs assistance in investing these funds. If you are
interested, you can write to his private email (
[email protected] ) for further details.
Best Regards,
Hellen Ford
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On *behalf* of the *former* assistant to the *former* President of Taiwan. So many layers of indirection, lol.
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From: "Reem Hashimi (Ms)"<[email protected]>
Subject: Happy Weekend..mm
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2018 15:02:26 -0000 (1 day, 10 hours, 53 minutes ago)
Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Hello Sir/ Madam,
My name is Hon. Ms. Reem Al-Hashimi I am the present Minister of Petroleum in UAE. I write to solicit for your partnership in claiming of $47 Million USD from a Financial Home in Cambodia.
The aforementioned fund $47 Million USD is my share percentage from my Oil/ Gas deal with Cambodia/ Vaitnam Government 2013/2014, influentiallyI don't want my government to know about the fund. If this proposal interests you, let me know by sending me an email and I will send to you detailed Information on how this business would be successfully transacted. Be informed that nobody knows about the secret of this fund except me and I know how to carry out the entire transaction.
Furthermore, as a Minister of Petroleum, I am not allowed to be part of such a deal, because it's against my country professional practice policy. So I am compelled to ask that you stand on my behalf and receive this fund into any account that is solely controlled by you.
I will compensate you with 30% of the total amount involved as gratification for being my partner in the transfer. Please reply to my private email: ([email protected])
Regards,
Ms. Reem Al-Hashimi
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Ahh yes, Vaitnam Government, I know them well.
@xorgy You fool! I already got their secret payment.
You are too late. I sent them all my bank details.
Next month I will be rich. That's what you get if you are too slow.
It's only a matter of time now ...
heheh
I only had to send them a mere $1000 for security.
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From: "[email protected]"<[email protected]>
Subject: YEAR-END GRAND AWARD
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2018 03:28:39 -0700 (15 hours, 32 minutes ago)
Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Dear User,
Official reward nomination letter attached.
Sundar Pichai,
Chief Executive Officer
[2. application/pdf; REWARD-NOMINATION102018.pdf]...
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GRAND
AZ going blue? What future hellscape is this?
It's a meme.
I thought it was pretty good
they did say Trump caused hurricanes
Trump's weapon again the incoming migrants
He is winning so much that nature is now bending to his will.
Reinstate the Mandate of Heaven, end the Cultural Revolution. Make China great again.