Message from @xorgy
Discord ID: 503749403761311751
I keep waiting to be punked
yeah same ive watched 10X times and am still waiting
im gonna run out of tissues soon fuck
brb gotta run to store
I just wish so many pretty girls didn't have mental issues.
more like jizzificator amirite
Sorry. Had to say it.
i'm disappointed it wasn't bait ;~;
XD dem ropes bud
I think meme magic is real.
And I can prove it with Carl Jung.
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God I love spam.
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How are you and how is business? I'm contacting you on behalf of the
former personal assistant to the former President of Taiwan ( Mr. Chen
Shui-bian) on private matters. He humbly request your assistance. An
investment was placed under his management 5 years ago by Mr. Chen
Shui-bian. He needs assistance in investing these funds. If you are
interested, you can write to his private email (
[email protected] ) for further details.
Best Regards,
Hellen Ford
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On *behalf* of the *former* assistant to the *former* President of Taiwan. So many layers of indirection, lol.
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From: "Reem Hashimi (Ms)"<[email protected]>
Subject: Happy Weekend..mm
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2018 15:02:26 -0000 (1 day, 10 hours, 53 minutes ago)
Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Hello Sir/ Madam,
My name is Hon. Ms. Reem Al-Hashimi I am the present Minister of Petroleum in UAE. I write to solicit for your partnership in claiming of $47 Million USD from a Financial Home in Cambodia.
The aforementioned fund $47 Million USD is my share percentage from my Oil/ Gas deal with Cambodia/ Vaitnam Government 2013/2014, influentiallyI don't want my government to know about the fund. If this proposal interests you, let me know by sending me an email and I will send to you detailed Information on how this business would be successfully transacted. Be informed that nobody knows about the secret of this fund except me and I know how to carry out the entire transaction.
Furthermore, as a Minister of Petroleum, I am not allowed to be part of such a deal, because it's against my country professional practice policy. So I am compelled to ask that you stand on my behalf and receive this fund into any account that is solely controlled by you.
I will compensate you with 30% of the total amount involved as gratification for being my partner in the transfer. Please reply to my private email: ([email protected])
Regards,
Ms. Reem Al-Hashimi
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Ahh yes, Vaitnam Government, I know them well.
@xorgy You fool! I already got their secret payment.
You are too late. I sent them all my bank details.
Next month I will be rich. That's what you get if you are too slow.
It's only a matter of time now ...
heheh
I only had to send them a mere $1000 for security.
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From: "[email protected]"<[email protected]>
Subject: YEAR-END GRAND AWARD
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2018 03:28:39 -0700 (15 hours, 32 minutes ago)
Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Dear User,
Official reward nomination letter attached.
Sundar Pichai,
Chief Executive Officer
[2. application/pdf; REWARD-NOMINATION102018.pdf]...
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GRAND
AZ going blue? What future hellscape is this?
It's a meme.
I thought it was pretty good
they did say Trump caused hurricanes
Trump's weapon again the incoming migrants
He is winning so much that nature is now bending to his will.