Message from @Tiberius

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2020-03-15 01:19:22 UTC  

😡

2020-03-15 01:19:53 UTC  

@Tiberius food is more important than toilet paper though

2020-03-15 01:29:17 UTC  

^

2020-03-15 01:29:31 UTC  

look at what white ladies are doing and then do the opposite

2020-03-15 01:31:53 UTC  

Also like

2020-03-15 01:32:02 UTC  

You can almost certainly find baby wipes still

2020-03-15 01:32:15 UTC  

1 baby wipe before tp reduces tp need by like 90%

2020-03-15 01:32:32 UTC  

You dont blast through shit tickets when you have baby wipes coming in on the front line

2020-03-15 01:32:51 UTC  

Also cheaper than TP and you dont get stabbed by insane tv watchers

2020-03-15 01:38:14 UTC  

I love baby wipes, it does a good job and doesnt hurt my ass after 6 wipes

2020-03-15 01:55:09 UTC  

beardson was onnit

2020-03-15 01:55:27 UTC  

"i'll walk around with a shitty ass if i have enough food to eat"

2020-03-15 01:55:56 UTC  

I’ll wipe my ass with the trophies of my enemies

2020-03-15 01:56:07 UTC  

Ye I only bought food really

2020-03-15 01:56:49 UTC  

bruh if the water is still runing just use the tub or shower like a bidet. nigga fuggit

2020-03-15 01:57:03 UTC  

i bought like 90% canned goods in the worst case event that fresh food doesn't keep

2020-03-15 01:57:23 UTC  

Fill the bath tub with water and drink for there if the water is about to go out

2020-03-15 01:57:44 UTC  

You guys DO have hydroponic indoor growing systems for fruit and veggies right ...

2020-03-15 01:57:45 UTC  

unsurprisingly there was like no shortage on cans at fucking all when i went out

2020-03-15 01:57:55 UTC  

pre-emergency call

2020-03-15 01:57:58 UTC  

Me too

2020-03-15 01:58:04 UTC  

toilet paper was gone tho

2020-03-15 01:58:08 UTC  

everybody was rere-mode

2020-03-15 01:58:10 UTC  

Dumb fuck boomers

2020-03-15 01:58:11 UTC  

buying tp and like

2020-03-15 01:58:13 UTC  

bananas

2020-03-15 01:58:18 UTC  

ground beef

2020-03-15 01:58:23 UTC  

>this nigga eating beans

2020-03-15 01:58:24 UTC  

Yes

2020-03-15 01:58:30 UTC  

this nigga eatin

2020-03-15 01:58:33 UTC  

20 cans of tunafish

2020-03-15 01:58:45 UTC  

Nice I got some of that

2020-03-15 01:58:56 UTC  

i think i have even more water than food

2020-03-15 01:59:05 UTC  

idk how that happened

2020-03-15 01:59:44 UTC  

bought some dumbass retard snacks that come in huge quantities

2020-03-15 01:59:50 UTC  

goldfish, peanuts

2020-03-15 02:14:10 UTC  

wait who the fuck uses a roll of TP a day?

2020-03-15 02:14:27 UTC  

it takes me like a week and a half to get thru one

2020-03-15 02:14:34 UTC  

women do

2020-03-15 02:14:38 UTC  

big shitters

2020-03-15 02:14:48 UTC  

oh yeah women front-wipe lmao