unsurprisingly there was like no shortage on cans at fucking all when i went out

pre-emergency call

Me too

toilet paper was gone tho

everybody was rere-mode

Dumb fuck boomers

buying tp and like

bananas

ground beef

>this nigga eating beans

Yes

this nigga eatin

20 cans of tunafish

Nice I got some of that

i think i have even more water than food

idk how that happened

bought some dumbass retard snacks that come in huge quantities

goldfish, peanuts

wait who the fuck uses a roll of TP a day?

it takes me like a week and a half to get thru one

women do

big shitters

oh yeah women front-wipe lmao

don't they know how to fold it in half and get 2 extra wipes with it?

not women with penises!

begone

Lmao I didn’t even see the one per day thing

i didn't know you were supposed to go poop lmao I always just suck it back up if I feel it coming

nodump is the way of the future

they call this guy vinnie turtlehead

I share a bathroom and use one per like 10 days

facts

NoDump is the move

Vinnie Prarie Dog

I can have a shit and it be clean idk who this nigga

those are the best

you wipe and it's just blank

facts

what are you niggers doing

i basically just get on my back/neck and put a small amount of rubbing alcohol on my BH til it pools up and i let it do all the work

its what I plan on doing with all my hand sanitizer