just use your hand

in the shower

@Slobert Knobbington jinx nigga u owe me a kiss

idk man

feels like thats how we both get killed by God's Wrath

gonna have to pass

😡

@Tiberius food is more important than toilet paper though

^

look at what white ladies are doing and then do the opposite

Also like

You can almost certainly find baby wipes still

1 baby wipe before tp reduces tp need by like 90%

You dont blast through shit tickets when you have baby wipes coming in on the front line

Also cheaper than TP and you dont get stabbed by insane tv watchers

I love baby wipes, it does a good job and doesnt hurt my ass after 6 wipes

beardson was onnit

"i'll walk around with a shitty ass if i have enough food to eat"

I’ll wipe my ass with the trophies of my enemies

Ye I only bought food really

bruh if the water is still runing just use the tub or shower like a bidet. nigga fuggit

i bought like 90% canned goods in the worst case event that fresh food doesn't keep

Fill the bath tub with water and drink for there if the water is about to go out

You guys DO have hydroponic indoor growing systems for fruit and veggies right ...

unsurprisingly there was like no shortage on cans at fucking all when i went out

pre-emergency call

Me too

toilet paper was gone tho

everybody was rere-mode

Dumb fuck boomers

buying tp and like

bananas

ground beef

>this nigga eating beans

Yes

this nigga eatin

20 cans of tunafish

Nice I got some of that

i think i have even more water than food

idk how that happened

bought some dumbass retard snacks that come in huge quantities