I’ll wipe my ass with the trophies of my enemies

Ye I only bought food really

bruh if the water is still runing just use the tub or shower like a bidet. nigga fuggit

i bought like 90% canned goods in the worst case event that fresh food doesn't keep

Fill the bath tub with water and drink for there if the water is about to go out

You guys DO have hydroponic indoor growing systems for fruit and veggies right ...

unsurprisingly there was like no shortage on cans at fucking all when i went out

pre-emergency call

Me too

toilet paper was gone tho

everybody was rere-mode

Dumb fuck boomers

buying tp and like

bananas

ground beef

>this nigga eating beans

Yes

this nigga eatin

20 cans of tunafish

Nice I got some of that

i think i have even more water than food

idk how that happened

bought some dumbass retard snacks that come in huge quantities

goldfish, peanuts

wait who the fuck uses a roll of TP a day?

it takes me like a week and a half to get thru one

women do

big shitters

oh yeah women front-wipe lmao

don't they know how to fold it in half and get 2 extra wipes with it?

not women with penises!

begone

Lmao I didn’t even see the one per day thing

i didn't know you were supposed to go poop lmao I always just suck it back up if I feel it coming

nodump is the way of the future

they call this guy vinnie turtlehead

I share a bathroom and use one per like 10 days

facts

NoDump is the move

Vinnie Prarie Dog

I can have a shit and it be clean idk who this nigga