Message from @Zeppelin

Discord ID: 511919028609089549


2018-11-13 00:59:18 UTC  

Islam doesn't really care if every person is a muslim, so long as they are controlled by Islam.

2018-11-13 01:01:05 UTC  

*Fight those who believe not in God and in the Last Day, and who do not forbid what God and His Messenger have forbidden, and who follow not the Religion of Truth among those who were given the Book, till they pay the jizyah with a willing hand, being humbled.*

2018-11-13 01:01:12 UTC  

Qur'an 9:29

2018-11-13 01:02:15 UTC  

Christianity rapidly spread throughout Romanorum through peaceful conversions and public displays of piety through martyrdom.

2018-11-13 01:02:29 UTC  

Islam expanded entirely through the violent subjugation of others.

2018-11-13 01:04:58 UTC  

Israel is the only state in the Middle East where Christians are safe, they are the only ones with a functioning democratic government.

2018-11-13 01:15:30 UTC  

Having the US as an ally probably helps a ton

2018-11-13 04:31:53 UTC  

We need to air drop feminists into the middle east.

2018-11-13 04:40:38 UTC  

I get what you mean, but that sounds like a terrible idea.

2018-11-13 04:42:20 UTC  

Yeah, maybe just regular airplane tickets. In seriousness though, the middle east gets more feminism and we get less of it. Does that not make sense?

2018-11-13 04:55:32 UTC  

Well, when you put it like that, I think I can live with that.

2018-11-13 04:55:53 UTC  

Just not my sister.

2018-11-13 14:55:35 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-13 14:57:49 UTC  

Here’s what we really should do: during the next woman’s march, we need to use drones to drop a ton of white, penis-shaped confetti all over the protestors. The reactions would be amazing.

2018-11-13 15:00:34 UTC  

I'd pay to see that.

2018-11-13 15:01:07 UTC  

So would I.

2018-11-13 15:01:20 UTC  

I don’t know how much it would cost though.

2018-11-13 15:02:01 UTC  

The fines would be over a million dollars to start off with.

2018-11-13 15:02:19 UTC  

Alternatively, to create much less garbage, use a dongcopter

2018-11-13 15:02:33 UTC  

?

2018-11-13 15:03:27 UTC  

Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis on Youtube explains the concept

2018-11-13 15:03:52 UTC  

Basically, a remote controlled helicopter toy with its frame replaced with a dildo

2018-11-13 15:05:29 UTC  

Well, confetti is just paper, so it biodegrades. There would have to be a dozen of those things going in order to have an impact. The confetti itself would symbolize ‘the patriarchy’. Lol

2018-11-13 15:06:13 UTC  

Yeah, but you could surely get fined in a city for putting that much litter on the streets, right?

2018-11-13 15:06:37 UTC  

Maybe. I don’t know

2018-11-13 16:27:20 UTC  

Or have penis-shaped drones shoot white confetti.

2018-11-13 16:27:27 UTC  

Did I really just say that?

2018-11-13 17:40:09 UTC  

Yknow there are drones that are basically just flying plastic dicks so that's possible

2018-11-13 19:18:57 UTC  

@Illyrian lol. Yes.

2018-11-13 19:19:36 UTC  

I think that might be one of the dirtiest things I’ve said on Discord.

2018-11-13 19:24:39 UTC  

@Illyrian I have respect for you voicing that sentance.

2018-11-13 19:25:04 UTC  

Thanks…

2018-11-13 19:37:17 UTC  

Oh. I go there on discord. Lol.

2018-11-14 03:57:12 UTC  

Let's blame the Maine on Spain

2018-11-14 04:06:35 UTC  

What even

2018-11-14 04:44:07 UTC  

I still think we should be giving those Marine pilots medals instead of reprimands for drawing penises in the ski above the Salton Sea. Expert flying and creative thinking...and a sense of humor. Hell, the women pilots I know would approve.

2018-11-14 04:45:23 UTC  

It could just as easily have been some Navy or Air Force flygirls doing that as it was flyboys. No one can laugh at stuff anymore. It's sad.

2018-11-14 04:45:56 UTC  

You know what I think?

2018-11-14 04:46:25 UTC  

That we should blame the Maine on Spain

2018-11-14 04:46:43 UTC  

I still have fond memories of driving down I-8 in AZ next to another car with passengers in both cars drawing penises at each other at 80mph.