Message from @Atkins

Discord ID: 511984450167373844


2018-11-13 04:55:32 UTC  

Well, when you put it like that, I think I can live with that.

2018-11-13 04:55:53 UTC  

Just not my sister.

2018-11-13 14:55:35 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-13 14:57:49 UTC  

Here’s what we really should do: during the next woman’s march, we need to use drones to drop a ton of white, penis-shaped confetti all over the protestors. The reactions would be amazing.

2018-11-13 15:00:34 UTC  

I'd pay to see that.

2018-11-13 15:01:07 UTC  

So would I.

2018-11-13 15:01:20 UTC  

I don’t know how much it would cost though.

2018-11-13 15:02:01 UTC  

The fines would be over a million dollars to start off with.

2018-11-13 15:02:19 UTC  

Alternatively, to create much less garbage, use a dongcopter

2018-11-13 15:02:33 UTC  

?

2018-11-13 15:03:27 UTC  

Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis on Youtube explains the concept

2018-11-13 15:03:52 UTC  

Basically, a remote controlled helicopter toy with its frame replaced with a dildo

2018-11-13 15:05:29 UTC  

Well, confetti is just paper, so it biodegrades. There would have to be a dozen of those things going in order to have an impact. The confetti itself would symbolize ‘the patriarchy’. Lol

2018-11-13 15:06:13 UTC  

Yeah, but you could surely get fined in a city for putting that much litter on the streets, right?

2018-11-13 15:06:37 UTC  

Maybe. I don’t know

2018-11-13 16:27:20 UTC  

Or have penis-shaped drones shoot white confetti.

2018-11-13 16:27:27 UTC  

Did I really just say that?

2018-11-13 17:40:09 UTC  

Yknow there are drones that are basically just flying plastic dicks so that's possible

2018-11-13 19:18:57 UTC  

@Illyrian lol. Yes.

2018-11-13 19:19:36 UTC  

I think that might be one of the dirtiest things I’ve said on Discord.

2018-11-13 19:24:39 UTC  

@Illyrian I have respect for you voicing that sentance.

2018-11-13 19:25:04 UTC  

Thanks…

2018-11-13 19:37:17 UTC  

Oh. I go there on discord. Lol.

2018-11-14 03:57:12 UTC  

Let's blame the Maine on Spain

2018-11-14 04:06:35 UTC  

What even

2018-11-14 04:44:07 UTC  

I still think we should be giving those Marine pilots medals instead of reprimands for drawing penises in the ski above the Salton Sea. Expert flying and creative thinking...and a sense of humor. Hell, the women pilots I know would approve.

2018-11-14 04:45:23 UTC  

It could just as easily have been some Navy or Air Force flygirls doing that as it was flyboys. No one can laugh at stuff anymore. It's sad.

2018-11-14 04:45:56 UTC  

You know what I think?

2018-11-14 04:46:25 UTC  

That we should blame the Maine on Spain

2018-11-14 04:46:43 UTC  

I still have fond memories of driving down I-8 in AZ next to another car with passengers in both cars drawing penises at each other at 80mph.

2018-11-14 04:47:28 UTC  

Using handheld game consoles on wifi

2018-11-14 04:47:40 UTC  

It was so awesome

2018-11-14 04:48:01 UTC  

Technology at its finest

2018-11-14 04:48:04 UTC  

It's a bird it's a plane it's the seljuk Turks

2018-11-14 04:48:16 UTC  

Ah!

2018-11-14 04:48:21 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-14 04:48:27 UTC  

Said the Byzantine empire

2018-11-14 04:48:42 UTC  

Being so small it almost doesn't exist

2018-11-14 04:48:47 UTC  

That's one way to prove that you killed a man

2018-11-14 04:49:04 UTC  

It's the smaller of the two heads