Message from @>Cytos, de lieve goede synth

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2018-05-09 13:26:51 UTC  

Not killing Erdogan was a huge mistake. The CIA had ONE JOB and they couldn't do it.

2018-05-09 13:27:26 UTC  

dont need to kill anyone... just do the same thing as every gov does.. influence the election

2018-05-09 13:27:54 UTC  

and make sure any "rigging" is exposed

2018-05-09 13:29:21 UTC  

i love the CIA. They are both completely inept yet somehow feared.

2018-05-09 13:30:30 UTC  

i sometimes wonder if the CIA's reputation comes just by accident and they are just really smooth with their "totally meant to do that"

2018-05-09 13:30:41 UTC  

I imagine at a certain level it gets bloated, with people having different agenda's and ruining other operatives agenda's

2018-05-09 13:31:22 UTC  

its like any other part of the government really. Completely shit at anything it tries to do.

2018-05-09 13:32:21 UTC  

theres probably like.. 5 people that actually know whats going on and how to solve certain problems... but likely have no power to do so

2018-05-09 13:32:29 UTC  

fuck, i think even the "successes" come back and bite them shortly after they gained all the notoriety. Then they just hush up and go "don't remind everyone that we are partially at fault for this"

2018-05-09 13:33:16 UTC  

as long as the "other people" are squabbling... it ok

2018-05-09 13:34:10 UTC  

I doubt the British empire would have been quite so big if they didnt keep the french and spanish fighting each other

2018-05-09 13:34:25 UTC  

i feel like you could take all their ops, run through them at super speed, and play Benny Hill and turn the CIA into a laughing stock in an instant

2018-05-09 13:34:38 UTC  

and then america came along... and the french spanish and british were fighting amongst each other... helping the US 😛

2018-05-09 13:37:18 UTC  

we were too far away from the Spanish or French for the British to keep us focused on them as some kind of "evil outside force". So we said "to hell with you and taking our shit to fund your frivolous wars". Then the french saw this and went "hey, lets send some troops to help them, that will REALLY annoy the British"

2018-05-09 13:37:55 UTC  

The US: the result of a proxy war.

2018-05-09 13:38:10 UTC  

just like al qaeda

2018-05-09 13:38:18 UTC  

hang on... theres a clip from an old british comedy from the early 80's which apparently our PM margaret Thatcher said she watched at the time and said was unfortunately accurate (the whole show, not just this clip) ... gimme a sec...

2018-05-09 13:41:49 UTC  

lmao

2018-05-09 13:51:12 UTC  

BREAKING NEWS

2018-05-09 13:51:27 UTC  

you can get deus ex mankind devided on greenman gaming -80% atm

2018-05-09 13:51:34 UTC  

6 euro

2018-05-09 13:51:40 UTC  

good deal for a good game

2018-05-09 13:51:41 UTC  

😉

2018-05-09 13:52:19 UTC  

if i wanted to experience mankind divided i'd just google Trumps twitter

its free too

2018-05-09 13:52:32 UTC  

😂

2018-05-09 14:01:25 UTC  

That or cancer.

2018-05-09 14:01:31 UTC  

Which that game seems to be on my PC.

2018-05-09 14:29:43 UTC  

Also who is Ali amd Mo? It sounds like some bootleg cartoon from the middle east

2018-05-09 14:29:50 UTC  

I mean, SEA

2018-05-09 14:29:57 UTC  

The poorer countries

2018-05-09 14:30:04 UTC  

two islamists i think?

2018-05-09 14:31:51 UTC  

Okay, it now sounds like a shitty muslim educational video from SEA

2018-05-09 14:32:06 UTC  

A muslim seseme street bootleg

2018-05-09 14:33:39 UTC  

@GingaBomber they were going to speak at the day of freedom event, and where randomly attacked by the crowd for basically being there. They were then basically bared from speaking or having their speeches read as a result.

2018-05-09 14:34:20 UTC  

Ah I see

2018-05-09 14:34:21 UTC  

the exact reasons why they couldn't/wouldn't talk or have their speeches read is still undetermined i think. i think a combo of choices by both them and the organizers

2018-05-09 14:34:40 UTC  

either way, its next exactly something to joke about seeing as it spits in the face of the whole event

2018-05-09 14:34:58 UTC  

Shit man

2018-05-09 14:35:06 UTC  

Yeah, wtf robinson

2018-05-09 14:35:13 UTC  

i mean, you can make jokes. but it should piss you off more.