Message from @Atkins

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2018-05-09 12:28:09 UTC  

And to clarify, I did let them use my footage. It isnt wrong but they just widdled it down to the bits about tommy

2018-05-09 12:41:39 UTC  

>that Vice retweet

2018-05-09 12:42:12 UTC  

Can someone post the actual Vice link so I can put it on archive.is? I don't want to give Vice a click.

2018-05-09 12:56:47 UTC  
2018-05-09 13:06:46 UTC  

Facts

2018-05-09 13:07:01 UTC  

SNL hasn’t been funny in years

2018-05-09 13:07:08 UTC  

See also: colbert

2018-05-09 13:08:06 UTC  

its had funny skits, but as a whole is not that great

2018-05-09 13:12:05 UTC  

>center-left comedy
>2018 the daily show

boy, is that where they think the center is?

2018-05-09 13:15:24 UTC  

I doubt Trevor Noah is a commie 😄

2018-05-09 13:21:22 UTC  

i have nothing against Trevor, but he doesn't write the script.

2018-05-09 13:21:56 UTC  

or if he does, he just copies SNL and The Late Show

2018-05-09 13:22:50 UTC  

US set up a base in syria

2018-05-09 13:22:59 UTC  

we didn't already have one there?

2018-05-09 13:23:22 UTC  

probably but this is reuters actually announcing it

2018-05-09 13:23:34 UTC  

how is there a country in the world outside NK, China, and Russia that we haven't had a base in for the last 50 years

2018-05-09 13:25:30 UTC  

theyre protecting their guys from Turkey

2018-05-09 13:25:33 UTC  

could get ugly

2018-05-09 13:26:06 UTC  

i doubt Turkey will attack the US base.. but you never know

2018-05-09 13:26:09 UTC  

The Manbij base is probably there to restrain the Turks more than anything else. Left to themselves the Turks would probably genocide the Kurds.

2018-05-09 13:26:51 UTC  

Not killing Erdogan was a huge mistake. The CIA had ONE JOB and they couldn't do it.

2018-05-09 13:27:26 UTC  

dont need to kill anyone... just do the same thing as every gov does.. influence the election

2018-05-09 13:27:54 UTC  

and make sure any "rigging" is exposed

2018-05-09 13:29:21 UTC  

i love the CIA. They are both completely inept yet somehow feared.

2018-05-09 13:30:30 UTC  

i sometimes wonder if the CIA's reputation comes just by accident and they are just really smooth with their "totally meant to do that"

2018-05-09 13:30:41 UTC  

I imagine at a certain level it gets bloated, with people having different agenda's and ruining other operatives agenda's

2018-05-09 13:31:22 UTC  

its like any other part of the government really. Completely shit at anything it tries to do.

2018-05-09 13:32:21 UTC  

theres probably like.. 5 people that actually know whats going on and how to solve certain problems... but likely have no power to do so

2018-05-09 13:32:29 UTC  

fuck, i think even the "successes" come back and bite them shortly after they gained all the notoriety. Then they just hush up and go "don't remind everyone that we are partially at fault for this"

2018-05-09 13:33:16 UTC  

as long as the "other people" are squabbling... it ok

2018-05-09 13:34:10 UTC  

I doubt the British empire would have been quite so big if they didnt keep the french and spanish fighting each other

2018-05-09 13:34:25 UTC  

i feel like you could take all their ops, run through them at super speed, and play Benny Hill and turn the CIA into a laughing stock in an instant

2018-05-09 13:34:38 UTC  

and then america came along... and the french spanish and british were fighting amongst each other... helping the US 😛

2018-05-09 13:37:18 UTC  

we were too far away from the Spanish or French for the British to keep us focused on them as some kind of "evil outside force". So we said "to hell with you and taking our shit to fund your frivolous wars". Then the french saw this and went "hey, lets send some troops to help them, that will REALLY annoy the British"

2018-05-09 13:37:55 UTC  

The US: the result of a proxy war.

2018-05-09 13:38:10 UTC  

just like al qaeda

2018-05-09 13:38:18 UTC  

hang on... theres a clip from an old british comedy from the early 80's which apparently our PM margaret Thatcher said she watched at the time and said was unfortunately accurate (the whole show, not just this clip) ... gimme a sec...

2018-05-09 13:41:49 UTC  

lmao

2018-05-09 13:51:12 UTC  

BREAKING NEWS

2018-05-09 13:51:27 UTC  

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