Message from @RyeNorth

Discord ID: 453279622189023262


2018-06-04 19:26:33 UTC  

Re: same-sex couples producing kids - Didn't they find a way for lesbians to have biological offspring (with each other, that is) through some kind of off-brand cloning tech a while back? It's probably wicked expensive but I'm pretty sure I remember reading about it

2018-06-04 19:26:55 UTC  

oh pls no

2018-06-04 19:27:00 UTC  

It's evil.

2018-06-04 19:27:04 UTC  

2 men is bad but 2 women is worse

2018-06-04 19:27:11 UTC  

All of the lesbian offspring I know of have been through surrogate fathers

2018-06-04 19:27:12 UTC  

well i mean, i don't see why modern science can't find a way to fuck with producing haploid cells.

2018-06-04 19:27:31 UTC  

Where they just insert a sperm donation

2018-06-04 19:27:44 UTC  

to create basically an egg from a dude, or sperm from a female.

2018-06-04 19:27:48 UTC  

I can think of why they shouldn't

2018-06-04 19:28:00 UTC  

although for lesbians, they would only ever produce females

2018-06-04 19:28:10 UTC  

That is true

2018-06-04 19:28:14 UTC  

^

2018-06-04 19:28:20 UTC  

even if the kid has a penis

2018-06-04 19:28:26 UTC  

They wouldn't mind -_-

2018-06-04 19:29:42 UTC  

since guys carry xy, they could, with the right know-how, use the x to produce an egg. And then they would be getting sperm from the other partner which would still have a scatter shot of x and y. But for a lesbian, the sperm would only ever have x (as well as the eggs)

2018-06-04 19:30:01 UTC  

although, you could have a "lesbian" couple if one is trans

2018-06-04 19:30:14 UTC  

that doesn't require any medical breakthroughs

2018-06-04 19:30:49 UTC  

Did you just use sperm and scatter shot in the same explanation?

2018-06-04 19:30:55 UTC  

yes

2018-06-04 19:31:08 UTC  

-_-

2018-06-04 19:31:23 UTC  

I want off.

2018-06-04 19:31:25 UTC  

Daily reminder that you shouldnt bath with your sister

2018-06-04 19:31:36 UTC  

@RyeNorth you are welcome

2018-06-04 19:31:37 UTC  

if they figure out how to manufacture artificial y-chromosomes then two ladies could have a son

2018-06-04 19:31:47 UTC  

true

2018-06-04 19:32:02 UTC  

I dont think you can consider it their son

2018-06-04 19:32:12 UTC  

would be more like a cyborg

2018-06-04 19:32:28 UTC  

the son of science

2018-06-04 19:32:32 UTC  

and lesbianism

2018-06-04 19:32:38 UTC  

or just nab a y from somewhere else and source the rest of the DNA from the mothers

2018-06-04 19:33:13 UTC  

of course, i'm sure some time in the distance future, you can order whatever kind of child you want from whatever partner you want. probably just walk up to a machine, insert your fingers so they can get some DNA, then pops out a fertilized egg you can either go the natural route with, or use the normal way with some kind of artificial womb that will be all the rage.

2018-06-04 19:33:35 UTC  

getting naturally pregnant will be laugthed at

2018-06-04 19:33:43 UTC  

and dangerous

2018-06-04 19:33:44 UTC  

like somethin primitive

2018-06-04 19:33:56 UTC  

you know how fucked up a baby can become going the natural way?

2018-06-04 19:34:01 UTC  

its barbaric!

2018-06-04 19:34:15 UTC  

and harm it does to your body

2018-06-04 19:34:29 UTC  

also women can stop having pregnancy vacations from work

2018-06-04 19:34:31 UTC  

its a win win

2018-06-04 19:34:34 UTC  

I think the main thing preventing male gays from having biological offspring mostly on their own is that neither of them can actually finish it once the zygote is rigged up and ready to go

2018-06-04 19:34:40 UTC  

do you see those naturalist and their big swollen feet? like my god! /s