Message from @TheKekscernist
Discord ID: 606684660096827422
DAMN IT
Anxiety
Thought my water main exploded
Peepee got small and I became nervous wreck
Now wife is asleep
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wtf
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Lost all water pressure in my pipes
Contacted city
codec is so bad in GET Live everyone sounds like they're underwater
He won't let me leave
move to VC1
My wife asked why I'm still awake when I have to be up in 6 hours for work.
How do I explain that my internals are melting and I'm literally spewing lava out of my ass like a Venetian water fountain. Every time I close my eyes I swear I see the light at the end of the tunnel only for satan to fish hook my asshole and drag me to the depths of hell.
Not only the glowing plasma leaking out of my sphincter but the gas accompanied by it. Jesus christ my stomach swells up like a swim bladder and I leap towards to toilet barely to make it (talking mission impossible count down) only to have the most biblical bowel movement in recorded history. My rectum will be renamed Moses because I'm splitting the water in the bowel like the red sea.
I am a broken man, here I sit crying like my pet hamster died, sweating like I'm Epstein at a kindergarten. It's not even shit at this point, I'm rocketing out every sin I have ever committed. Its so primal only David Attenborough can narrate this with a straight face.
F
yeah I've had that
but I also had water pressure
at least you have what's in the tank
@TheKekscernist we only have hot water tanks, the cold water comes right off the city by straight pipe
And I just used the hot water for a shower
tank on the loo
Oh
Used already
I gotta start pissing into the toilet tank
Only way
@RuthEilhart is it normal for turkeys to be on the roof?
Not often but happend occasionally
You're country is weird 😄
@RuthEilhart what kind of Aussie is afraid of a turkey?
You ride spiders for God’s sake <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>
Fuck sanders
Mate spiders and snakes arent shit. But our birds are fucking devil personified with all the evils concomitant with the devil!
Unless it’s a cassowary it ain’t shit. <:smugpepe:445634631950139403> <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>
Iv honestly never seen one in the wild before
But nah magpies are the most feared animal in this great land
Look at that absolute unit. Has like velociraptor talons <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>