Message from @Thornberry
Discord ID: 606683314794790922
Milly is so hot
Ayyye
There ya go Britbong.
A fancy name color and everything.
nah
Related to voice.
Has anyone heard from diane feinstein latley? Or has she just killed herself already
Ayyyy itβs the Aussie
G'day mate
What did you say? I only speak American. π
Do you think the Queen just flexs and uses made up words when she doesn't know the correct one
I mean...
Shakespeare apparently invented about 5,000 English words so I would not be surprised.
Bush did it often
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Daddy trump invented covfefe I guess
If you want my covfefe then you will have to take it from my cold dead hands!!! πΊπΈ
You Americans are your coffee
Anxiety
Thought my water main exploded
Peepee got small and I became nervous wreck
Now wife is asleep
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wtf
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Lost all water pressure in my pipes
Contacted city
codec is so bad in GET Live everyone sounds like they're underwater
There's a turkey on my roof please send for help
He won't let me leave
move to VC1
My wife asked why I'm still awake when I have to be up in 6 hours for work.
How do I explain that my internals are melting and I'm literally spewing lava out of my ass like a Venetian water fountain. Every time I close my eyes I swear I see the light at the end of the tunnel only for satan to fish hook my asshole and drag me to the depths of hell.
Not only the glowing plasma leaking out of my sphincter but the gas accompanied by it. Jesus christ my stomach swells up like a swim bladder and I leap towards to toilet barely to make it (talking mission impossible count down) only to have the most biblical bowel movement in recorded history. My rectum will be renamed Moses because I'm splitting the water in the bowel like the red sea.
I am a broken man, here I sit crying like my pet hamster died, sweating like I'm Epstein at a kindergarten. It's not even shit at this point, I'm rocketing out every sin I have ever committed. Its so primal only David Attenborough can narrate this with a straight face.
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yeah I've had that
but I also had water pressure
at least you have what's in the tank
unless you need that for drinking water
@TheKekscernist we only have hot water tanks, the cold water comes right off the city by straight pipe