he supposedly talked to Trump like 6 hours ago

or 7

Drunk during ceremony? That's kinda bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYRRlOfL3rA

I dunno. I got a weird feeling if he's that drunk it might be a gambit pileup.

Sometimes the clueless make the best diplomats. Can't outsmart someone who can't thikn.

thats so not true

clever sons of bitches

someone who FAKES being clueless

And then there's that one intriguing foreign exchange student that everyone wants to be near, but who's actually a moron who couldn't tell you east from west if east slapped him across the face while west pissed in his cheerios

"FAKES being clueless" Now that's effective.

"jokes on you, im only PRETENDING to be retarded"

thats what Trump is doing imo 😉

everyone is like "haha, what an idiot"

But he's beating everyone, is friends with NK now

HIGHLY STABLE GENIUS

I was actually thinking Merkel when I made that description, honestly.

Also appropriate.

Actually, that's kinda accurate now I thiknk about it.

Trump I see as more of the kid who always cracks jokes in class. Not particularly bright, but not particularly stupid either. Just there to have a good time and fuck with people while it lasts.

Merkel is either a monster, or a retard

Both are not good for Europe :S

Remember when Obama wire tapped Merkel. That was funny.

@DuShaun Manndik And actually seems to somehow come on top anyways.

oooh i memba

Didn't Merkel tap back?

Maybe Merkel is a Russian

I mean, the spy agencies have so many moles in each other it's hilarious.

It is

Well yeah, @pratel, everybody comes around to the class clown's side eventually. It's charisma. But more importantly, nobody wants to be the butt of his jokes.

The amazing part is that anyone is scandalized that X is "spying/meddling/wiretapping/monitoring/messing with" Y

It's so common you'd figure people would have figured out its just how it works.

Why is that amazing? They always complain

It's like a parent complaining that you did something they did.

lol. true.

Yup

its for show

fake outrage

It’s ok to spy, you see, it’s just impolite to get caught.

The outrage is real.

Whatever gets the votes

what sunless said

@Deleted User exactly.