Man, geopolitics is a fascinating, messy game.

Capital A negotiating skills

this is the same guy who was sent to Trump last month to talk about the Tariffs

didn't succeed, now they sent Juncker

gonna be fun having that drunk talk to the Troll in chief

@DuShaun Manndik
Geopolitics is children fighting on a playground over who gets the most crayons.

Except the children are in suits, the fists are bombs and the crayons are the spoils of trade.

Completely fascinating once you start looking into it.

@Dr.Wol maybe might work out better to be honest...

Also those children have just discovered the word "fuck" and are using it in every sentence, even when it's not applicable, because they think it makes them cool and edgy.

Juncker is an absolute drunk,

he's drunk during half his ceremonial actions

Maybe. But slightly more than half of them were told by their parents not to swear and are trying to ban "hate speech"

he's one of those parents

he supposedly talked to Trump like 6 hours ago

or 7

Drunk during ceremony? That's kinda bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYRRlOfL3rA

I dunno. I got a weird feeling if he's that drunk it might be a gambit pileup.

Sometimes the clueless make the best diplomats. Can't outsmart someone who can't thikn.

thats so not true

clever sons of bitches

someone who FAKES being clueless

And then there's that one intriguing foreign exchange student that everyone wants to be near, but who's actually a moron who couldn't tell you east from west if east slapped him across the face while west pissed in his cheerios

"FAKES being clueless" Now that's effective.

"jokes on you, im only PRETENDING to be retarded"

thats what Trump is doing imo 😉

everyone is like "haha, what an idiot"

But he's beating everyone, is friends with NK now

HIGHLY STABLE GENIUS

I was actually thinking Merkel when I made that description, honestly.

Also appropriate.

Actually, that's kinda accurate now I thiknk about it.

Trump I see as more of the kid who always cracks jokes in class. Not particularly bright, but not particularly stupid either. Just there to have a good time and fuck with people while it lasts.

Merkel is either a monster, or a retard

Both are not good for Europe :S

Remember when Obama wire tapped Merkel. That was funny.

@DuShaun Manndik And actually seems to somehow come on top anyways.

oooh i memba

Didn't Merkel tap back?

Maybe Merkel is a Russian

I mean, the spy agencies have so many moles in each other it's hilarious.

It is

Well yeah, @pratel, everybody comes around to the class clown's side eventually. It's charisma. But more importantly, nobody wants to be the butt of his jokes.

The amazing part is that anyone is scandalized that X is "spying/meddling/wiretapping/monitoring/messing with" Y

It's so common you'd figure people would have figured out its just how it works.