Message from @OofYeetEye
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so they work just like the military
I wish I were a rat so I could eat cheese
Yes
Do crows SIEZE MEANS
Gosh diddly darn my service cut out
What system of government do geese follow
Also remember humans are animals too
Those evil fucks
being assholes
We are just uniquely sentient
welfare recipients, along with ducks
I saw a guy risk his life by throwing rocks at geese once
At least ducks are gracious
Ducks are cute
Geese block you on the road or something?
But geese are federally protected here
No they were in his backyard
Geese more like gayse
Pretty much all birds are in the US
Thanks to the migratory bird act
Geese should die
All they do is hiss at me
And get angery
damn migrants coming here and demanding our bread
Geese are sexy
Geese are the epitome of hatred
And destruction
They're assholes for sure, but they can't do much as long as you don't give them any exposed legs or arms to bite
Is that where the soda bottles come in handy
so they statistically increase violence as well
It’s best to just side kick them in the head
You think I wear them just for fashion?
No no you need to steal their babies and hold them for ransom
That’s the way to do it
Geese are basically real zombies
True
They hunger for the flesh of human
Geese babies are pretty cute
Nah you want birds of hate try Emus
Geese are basically just walking preprocessed sex dolls. Until you snap their neck. Then they’re ready to use