we programmed dogs, they used to be wolves

We programmed them to *meme*

Now we've got Chihuahuas

yeah we kept the most memeable ones, and secured their genetics

Cats programmed themselves to meme in order to manipulate us

Some animals can be argued to have culture though. For example the New Caledonian Crows make tools out of reeds, and they share improvements they make on the tools, and different groups of them on different parts of the island use different designs despite them being genetically the same.

We programmed dogs to meme in order to manipulate them

That’s the core difference between dogs and cats

thats pretty cool about crows

yeah cats arent as memeable

Some rats In New York send beta cuck rats into rat traps on purpose so they can enjoy the cheese in the other side

so they work just like the military

I wish I were a rat so I could eat cheese

Yes

Do crows SIEZE MEANS

Gosh diddly darn my service cut out

What system of government do geese follow

Also remember humans are animals too

Those evil fucks

being assholes

We are just uniquely sentient

welfare recipients, along with ducks

I saw a guy risk his life by throwing rocks at geese once

At least ducks are gracious

Ducks are cute

Geese block you on the road or something?

But geese are federally protected here

No they were in his backyard

Geese more like gayse

Pretty much all birds are in the US

Thanks to the migratory bird act

Stupid

Geese should die

All they do is hiss at me

And get angery

damn migrants coming here and demanding our bread

Geese are sexy

Geese are the epitome of hatred

And destruction

They're assholes for sure, but they can't do much as long as you don't give them any exposed legs or arms to bite

Is that where the soda bottles come in handy