Message from @OofYeetEye
Discord ID: 476911014378471424
We programmed dogs to meme in order to manipulate them
That’s the core difference between dogs and cats
thats pretty cool about crows
yeah cats arent as memeable
Some rats In New York send beta cuck rats into rat traps on purpose so they can enjoy the cheese in the other side
so they work just like the military
I wish I were a rat so I could eat cheese
Yes
Do crows SIEZE MEANS
Gosh diddly darn my service cut out
What system of government do geese follow
Also remember humans are animals too
Those evil fucks
being assholes
We are just uniquely sentient
welfare recipients, along with ducks
I saw a guy risk his life by throwing rocks at geese once
At least ducks are gracious
Ducks are cute
Geese block you on the road or something?
No they were in his backyard
Geese more like gayse
Pretty much all birds are in the US
Thanks to the migratory bird act
Stupid
Geese should die
All they do is hiss at me
And get angery
damn migrants coming here and demanding our bread
Geese are sexy
Geese are the epitome of hatred
And destruction
They're assholes for sure, but they can't do much as long as you don't give them any exposed legs or arms to bite
Is that where the soda bottles come in handy
so they statistically increase violence as well
It’s best to just side kick them in the head
You think I wear them just for fashion?
No no you need to steal their babies and hold them for ransom
That’s the way to do it
Geese are basically real zombies